Dgrrrl

I babble to an embarrassing extent when I'm nervous.

Things I have brought up in work meetings with my boss:

1. My favorite Golden Girls drinking game.

2. The story about waking up in a tub full of ice with a missing kidney.

3. Goblins.

4. Having to bury a dead, maggoty badger while at the stable.

5. The fact that I write porn.

6. Onions make me gassy.

I wish this was not a true story.

On the plus side, I SMELL AWESOME.