Failmingo Report post Posted May 1, 2018 RuPaul’s DragCon is fast upon us – May 11, 12, and 13 are the dates when you can spruce yourself up at the BPAL booth and also meet our NYC spokesqueens The Nobodies. Can’t go? If you’re very sweet, perhaps a friend will visit booth 1543 and pick up one of the following exclusive DragCon products! ++ BPAL: DRAGCON 2018 ($26) In these monstrous times, the art of drag beckons to people of every age, gender, and background as a tremendous source of entertainment, activism, and personal power. It’s only (un)natural to imagine that the following classic monsters would want to get in on the action… Art by Eric Thurnbeck (see it here!) LYCANTHROPE FOR YOUR LIFE She’s that Instagram queen who only performs once in a full moon. Cardamom-infused whiskey and fig cream. DRAG ON A SLIME She’s the reason the club now has rules like “No liquids onstage unless you bring your own tarp.” Blobs of guava pulp with pink orchid, a splatter of liquid sugar, white rum, and a squeeze of pink lime. SLAY! The consummate host: she can fill oceans of time on the mic and still leave the crowd hypnotized. Polished black patchouli and blood-red vegetal musk, bakhoor oudh, tobacco absolute, fossilized amber resin, and bittersweet cacao. THE LIBRARY IS HAUNTED Why does she insist on turning every conversation into a reading challenge? An ephemeral white chypre with honeysuckle, blue lilac, a burst of wisteria, Italian neroli, jasmine sambac, and grave moss. SERVING GILL A swimsuit with no padding: the perfect gender-amphibious look. Blue musk and blue chamomile with indigo musk, seaweed, ocean salt, fir needle, and a tangle of kelp. GROOM OF FRANKENSTEIN A shock in a jock: the perfect drag king cologne. Black leather and a snap of ozone. DRAG IS FOR EVERYONE Just like any art form, drag is a question with no right answer. Proceeds from this scent will be donated to the Los Angeles LGBT Center. A universal sheer frankincense and bourbon vanilla skin musk that works on every body type. It can be worn alone, or as a base upon which you layer other scents. ++ BPTP: DRAGCON WIG SPRAYS ($26) For the third year in a row, the Trading Post continues its tradition of creating wig-safe sprays to schpritz up the stankest of hairpieces. GREEN WIG SPRAY Sugared mint, bourbon, tangerine, and lime. LAVENDER WIG SPRAY French lavender, white musk, vanilla bourbon, crushed violet petals, orange blossom, and sugar cane. FRIGHT WIG SPRAY Blackened patchouli, clove bud, honey oudh, pomegranate pulp, and a splash of whiskey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites