The March Hare

I'm hungry! What to do?

I'm just gonna cook some spicy chicken and rice for Rapture Day. That sounds like a good plan.

I'm now obsessively looking for new glasses on ebay. THANKS, ERIK.

I'm starting to wonder if anyone else has noticed that Spaten Optimator has changed. What the hell! Don't get me wrong.. it's still tasty... but... I'm googling and googling, but it's not even on the radar. What!

I'm stuck in the apartment for the rest of the afternoon and my stomach is trying to eat my backbone. There's got to be some decent delivery around here.

I'm trying to wish magical gnomes into existence to do our packing and moving. It's not working.

I've caught whatever plague is traveling 'round at work. Mother fucker. Oh well. At least I got my early access email today!!

I've discovered the southern girl in me loves Bulldog sauce. It's like thick, goopy worchestire sauce.

I've found hair sticks that look like various RPG weapons... Scythes and battle axes and staves, oh my! My bank account is begging me to stop. >.>;; <.<;;

I've got a belly full of pho, and I'm ready for a nap.

I've got a craving for EPIC BOUDIN, and no feasible way to get it now now NOW.

I've got a good feeling about today!

I've got pork tenderloins marinating in pineapple chunks, juices and peanut butter... amongst other things. This is either gonna be epic, or massive fail x10.

I've got to remember that just because 4 feet of snake is small to me, it's terrifyingly huge to everyone else.

Id is not wanting to partake in Rapture dinner. >< GAH.

Id needs to stop his winter fast. It's driving me nuts.

If anyone knows a tattoo artist who does beautiful chains/gore/horror stuff in the Austin/San Antonio/Houston area, let me know. I'd love to check out some portfolios.

If anyone's willing to share any of their recipes they make on a regular basis, I'd greatly appreciate it. I wanna taste what's on YOUR table!

Infamous ATI tamales in the passenger seat, pumpkin spice frappucino at my side, and Type O Negative blaring on the speakers... If only there were a clove cigarette in my hand.

Innocent statements easily made inappropriate: Just told a kid that they won't be finding any Spongebob in MY pineapple.

Instead of curled up next to my computer while drinking coffee and playing video games, I am out in this cold weather, caffeine-less, and at the store. I hate being a responsible adult.

Is it the new, hip thing to leave your dress unzipped? Am I going to make an ass of myself if I try to fix this complete stranger?

It is way too fucking cold. Seriously. I do not have enough warm work clothes to properly function.

It's been five years and I'm finally convincing myself to toss the old Alice costume. Trying not to have an emotional moment.

Jumping on the Virtual-Tour-of-the-Hyatt-Regency bandwagon... Wow, Frightmare family! That's a swanky hotel! We're gonna feel all ritzy!