The March Hare

At least these atrocious meals remind me that I need to die before I get put in a nursing home.

HEB is selling sushi with crushed hot cheetos across the top. Shit is GOOD for such an abomination.

Spicy food: Always 10 times worse leaving the digestive system, when compared to what it was like going in....

Drinking a beer at 9:30 in the morning. Oh yeah. I am so fucking classy.

Dear Midas Touch, you taste like the bastard lovechild of mead and beer, born from a hot, but shameful, one night stand in Vegas. And I think I kinda like you.

Oh Specs. You keep blowing my wallet like this and you're gonna end up draining it dry...

So, I've got 9 pounds of bacon on my grocery list. This is going to be an epic cooking week. >x.x<;;

So, what's everybody doing this July 4th weekend? I know the majority of us can't indulge pyromania... stupid drought.. >:/

Spending my quiet afternoon browsing Etsy and listening to the Magic Sandwich show. <3

BOO. No Atheist Experience today. Oh well, at least there's still the mindless entertainment of True Blood. :/

These beans are taking forrrrrrrreveeerrrrrrrrrr.

Just found a recipe for peanut butter & bacon & chocolate chip cookies. I think I'm a little wet right now, and in a need of a change of knickers.

RIP, Columbo. ;.;

Mmmm. The house stinks good.

I'll be in my bunk.

Just in case anybody's as obsessed as I am, BPAL is taking down their Carnivale Diabolique line down and they don't know when it will return. You've got 'til July 1st to stock up!!

So, I went to the closest HEB to my apartment after calling around town to inquire prices on pig neck bones. I asked the man behind the butcher counter where they would be located, as I had confirmed that this HEB did indeed have them this morning. The man behind the counter was adamant that I would have to go to a Mexican meat market, because HEB doesn't carry pig necks, only PORK necks. ... ::facepalm::

I've found hair sticks that look like various RPG weapons... Scythes and battle axes and staves, oh my! My bank account is begging me to stop. >.>;; <.<;;

Get your tomatoes ready for my next statement: I think Janeway is the best captain in the Star Trek universe. ::ducks::

needs to stop focusing on free donuts and get back to work.

Mmmm. Hair toys...

Working from home with Food Network playing in the background. Paula Deen is making shrimp and chocolate tortilla soup... uh.... what...? oO;;

I love me some Ashley Satli McCollum. She's being a good little wench and entertaining me with Beavis and Butthead videos!

Had a great dinner with two amazing people that I don't spend nearly enough time with. <3

You know, I've been avoiding my skulls and gory jewelry to avoid conflict with the religious families at work, and somehow I've still earned the nickname Abby. How the fuck does that work?