The March Hare

Really tired of hearing and seeing all the "Keep Christ in Christmas" bullshit lately. Last I checked, Christians didn't have sole ownership of the month of December. Get off your high horse, the world(and all of its December celebrations) does not revolve around you.

I need a new tree.

Sometimes I forget that I don't work for ATI anymore.

Was just recognized as Carmen Sandiego at the bank. And I was just wearing a t-shirt and jeans. So much for any future in crime I might have had.

Just dawned on me that I have no clue how to pick out kabocha. Or even how to cut into the damned thing. Wish me luck. x.x;;

There. Now I feel properly in the holiday spirit.

::headdesk:: So. The Great Cthulhu and Freddy WERE going to hang out on one of our shelves, but Cthulhu's monstrous wingspan has proven difficult for proper display procedures. Back to the old drawing board.

I think I need to learn how to make cacio e pepe.

So. Can someone explain to me the difference between Hunger Games and Battle Royale? I've listened to my coworkers talk incessantly about the series. Same coworkers adore Twilight, so I really don't consider their opinions valid.

I thought I lived in Austin, not Silent Hill.

Finally done getting lights for our tree. Is it sad that the only reason I didn't go with LEDs was because they weren't compatible with our Borg cube ornaments?

Hanging out at Flying Saucer with Ross, who came in to visit forthright weekend!

Poor Ross Mayfield had three too many beers at Flying Saucer.

There has got to be a german baker somewhere here in Austin. This lebkuchen in a tin just ain't cuttin' it.

Some things cannot be unseen. Pornaments definitely fit into that category.

Still no early access email for The Old Republic. C'Mon, Bioware, you're killing me here!!

I've caught whatever plague is traveling 'round at work. Mother fucker. Oh well. At least I got my early access email today!!

I am so ready for Frightmare 2012. Can't you fuckers get a time machine going or something?

Oh god. I hate the new FB layout.

Why is everyone high on cold medicine but me??

Toughing out my dislike for whiskey, just so I can have a glass of Johnnie Walker in memory of the Hitch. It's a pretty sad day... made even worse by the hateful comments from people who claim to follow a loving god. Unlike people, cancer really doesn't give a fuck if you're Christian, Atheist, Scientologist, Buddhist OR Pastafarian.

Well. Our fridge is soon going to house more pickled meat than a mad scientist's lab. I hope it all fits.

Mom is trying to convince me how awesome Twilight is. It's official. My mother has ruined Christmas.

Goddamn. Let me just say that I have not seen a community anywhere near as amazing as the horror community. I am so proud to be part of it. <3 You guys fucking rock.

Dear Undressed-Female-Who-Turned-Her-Back-To-Me-After-She-Caught-Me-Staring: You were naked. In the front seat of a suburban. At a stoplight. In five o'clock traffic. Surrounded by people. Why the hell are you mad at me?