The March Hare

I apologize for not keeping up with everybody. I've been so fucking swamped with everything... I still love you all.

Oh wow. My weekend was FULL.

Id needs to stop his winter fast. It's driving me nuts.

Made it to Round Rock in an hour. Suck it, Google maps!

Today is going to be insanely stupid busy.

So. Apparently to some hoity toity 10 year old, ATI employees and Ninfas employees are one in the same.

I want a Dahlia Gillespie dress.

Next Frightmare guest announcement's coming soon... I hope!!! Eeee, the hint has got me on my toes!!!

Wish me luck, guys! I'm about to traverse over a huge fucking piece of ice!

Well, shit. I'm one of those special Texas people who are ice retarded, apparently.

I need someone to rub my bare back. I still can't get rid of these knots.

Huh. Just realized that maybe I CAN get behind Christian music as long as it sounds like Demon Hunter... I've just been schooled by last.fm. ::dies::

I love it when people are so miserable in their own lives that they have to make up stories about people they haven't even bothered to talk to in months.

I don't understand all this football craziness!

Chocolate covered strawberries, why are you my downfall?!?! I only needed green beans!

I would sell my left ovary to the black market with full knowledge of any shady dealings involved, if it would get me just one cigarette right now.

Dear HEB customers, it's 2 in the fucking morning... why are your crotchdroppings running amock in the fucking store? And sagging pj pants are NOT cool...

I am officially done with bangs. Again. Bring forth the FIVE HEAD.

So... I dreamed about packing... does that count?

I'm about to be that asshole who calls for pizza delivery.

As horrible of an employee as this makes me, I REALLY hope the school is closed tomorrow. I've got a house to pack, damnit.

Just had my first hair cut at a salon since I went to a more natural hair care regimen. Was informed that a) henna is BAD, was asked how I dry my hair if I don't use a hairdryer, c) was asked how I live without a flat iron, and d) she put a leave-in in my hair after I let her know that the ONLY thing I use product-wise is olive oil. There's some sort of nasty residue on my hair now!!!

Turned in my resignation today... One way or another, we'll be in Austin by March 1st...

Goodbye, cruel world... I'm leaving you today. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye, all you people. There's nothing you can say to make me change my mind... Goodbye. - <3 Pink Floyd(I seriously hope no one was surprised by the artist... otherwise, I'm gonna feel old.)

Wow. For the first time in a long time, I feel relaxed. ::snuggles in blankets!::