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The March Hare
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Please keep Logic in your thoughts. I plan to eat my weight in cabbage tonight, and he'll have to suffer the consequences.
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After telling my cashier that I just moved here from Waco, she grabbed my hand and told me, "Oh, you're in a much better place now. Welcome home." oO
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I am apparently doomed in my coffee drinking endeavors. I cannot, for the life of me, find the damned basket that goes in the coffee pot. What the hell.
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"I told your husband no wild parties in the bedroom, but that was before I knew he was married, dear." - My little old lady neighbor
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Filled up my tank for the third time this week. I'm a little upset that the gas pump doesn't even have a reach-around feature.
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I'm trying to wish magical gnomes into existence to do our packing and moving. It's not working.
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I think the cat's upset over her new litterbox. I just don't get it. I'd do somersaults if someone got ME a brand new, fancy-shmancy toilet.
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I'm stuck in the apartment for the rest of the afternoon and my stomach is trying to eat my backbone. There's got to be some decent delivery around here.
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Saturday is the big move. Keys get picked up and electric gets turned on tomorrow, gas turned on Wednesday and cable turned on Friday. FINALLY.