The March Hare

Reason why my death will probably be fat related #638: I don't care what you say... the only way to eat a breakfast like that is to sandwich the eggs and the meat between both pancakes and drizzle syrup over the top.

Reason why work will be the death of me: I packed wholesome, healthy oatmeal for breakfast this morning. I unlock the office and, lo and behold, there were these perfect muffins that tasted like they were made with criminal amounts of salted butter. Seriously. That amount of butter has a special place reserved in the worst circle of hell. It wouldn't be so damn good otherwise... Fuck the oatmeal, I ate three muffins.

Repost for Amanda Rebholz!: Garage sale tomorrow and Sunday in Waco, 5 AM till whenever. Plus size clothes, shoes, purses, accessories, toys, collectibles, yard/garden, knick knacks, CD, DVD, VHS, LP, etc. Cash and checks accepted. 3728 Erath. Please spread the word and come check it out! All proceeds go toward Lorri Rebholz's final medical bills. ♥

RIP, Columbo. ;.;

Roasts are in the fridge, soaking up their dry rub and mingling with the garlic.

Round trip Austin - New Orleans flight: About $400. Sadly, that's how much it would cost me to drive, too.

Royally fucked up the roast. Oh well. Hello, chinese delivery!

Sam's Club makes some atrocious pumpkin pies.

Saturday is the big move. Keys get picked up and electric gets turned on tomorrow, gas turned on Wednesday and cable turned on Friday. FINALLY.

Satuturday night Frightmare is uploaded, organized, captioned and credited... if I missed something, let me know!

Scrimm is the only one I've got left! Would love to get signatures from the Boondock Saints, but their table's been pretty crazy...

Seriously considering not taking the smexy dress to Frightmare. Hmmm.

Shepherd's pie in the oven, almost time for the moment of truth. Will we eat it for dinner or will it be left over tamales??

Sitting outside of a hole in the wall Mexican joint in a big white van, waiting for them to open. Straight creepin'.

Snow on Friday? Shiiiiiiiiiit.

So apparently I'm socially inept without caffeine, and therefore shit at my job. Please hurry up with Starbucks, coworker!!

So damned stoked about the new season of Sherlock!

So happy to be packing my lunch again! Mmm, fruit!

So I WAS gonna upload Saturday's pics, but decided to watch Phantasm 3 instead. It's best to draw out the whole TFW experience, right? I mean, you don't want ALL the pictures at once. That's like five seconds of sex, and no one's satisfied with that.

So one of us has found employment(hint: not me!). Now if I can just find some place that needs their own personal bitch, and isn't crazy. I do have one good lead though!

So overdue for a Henna application.::sigh::

So, I went to the closest HEB to my apartment after calling around town to inquire prices on pig neck bones. I asked the man behind the butcher counter where they would be located, as I had confirmed that this HEB did indeed have them this morning. The man behind the counter was adamant that I would have to go to a Mexican meat market, because HEB doesn't carry pig necks, only PORK necks. ... ::facepalm::

So, I've got 9 pounds of bacon on my grocery list. This is going to be an epic cooking week. >x.x<;;

So, what's everybody doing this July 4th weekend? I know the majority of us can't indulge pyromania... stupid drought.. >:/

So. Apparently to some hoity toity 10 year old, ATI employees and Ninfas employees are one in the same.