The March Hare

Who's all ready for Saturday Night Rapture?? ;D

I'm just gonna cook some spicy chicken and rice for Rapture Day. That sounds like a good plan.

Sometimes, my own retardation even cracks ME up. Wow. But, if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you really laugh at?

Gonna be stuck in North Austin 'til 8 or 8:30 tomorrow... what to do for dinner? Do I go for pho? Check out a little hole in the wall Mexican joint? Or go for nostalgia with Bill Miller's?

Boo. I don't wanna grocery shop today.

Sometimes the absurdity of HEB's combo loco deals kills me. You'll have a few things that at least make a little sense together, like a colander with free blackberries. Then BAM, buy batteries, get free ice cream!

Sometimes, there's nothing more orgasmic than pineapple liberally sprinkled with chile powder. OH MY GOD.

The only advantages to being a girl are boobies and multiple orgasms. >

I really want to have a few drinks to make this play I'm attending tonight tolerable, but I'm afraid I might end up drunkenly screaming at kids to stay in their goddamn spots.

I've got a belly full of pho, and I'm ready for a nap.

Holy shit, thick syrupy black coffee with condensed milk hits you quick.

So.... should I greet the Rapture with homemade blueberry muffins or the ever so addictive cinnamon rolls from can?

One of these days, I'm gonna try that questionable looking restaurant inside New Oriental Market...

Just purchased our apocalyptic beer tomorrow, even though we have no one to party with!

No matter where you work, there's at least ONE person you would love to see die in the most grotesque of ways... and you usually spend about 2 hours a day dreaming up scenarios. These people are also usually the ones with holier-than-thou attitudes who try to shove god down your throat. Correlation?

I thought I really needed to poo, but it turned out to be just gas. Has the Rapture already started??

Id is not wanting to partake in Rapture dinner. >< GAH.

Does anyone have any experience with gochujang? Tonight was my first time cooking with it... I dunno, I expecting something a bit hotter than what I got. After using three heaping tablespoons, there was a hint of heat(for me), but not much. Is there such a thing as mild gochujang? None of the labels had any sort of English on them, other than ingredients. :/

Just found out that Dragon Age 2 DOES NOT like it when you throw Fenris under the bus! Eeeek!

Just finished preparing my lunchbox with leftover dakdoritang, rice, strawberries and blackberries. I LOVE it when strawberries are on sale!

Someone needs to get me a Xerox WorkCentre 5775(or similar) that I can lay waste to. I just want ONE of those fucking machines to meet complete and utter annihilation. I've got about 2 and a half years of pent up Xerox frustration here!

::pants like a lizard on a hot rock:: I hate using the oven in the summer!!

Now, here's the kicker... are you jealous that Logic gets to eat everything I photograph, or grateful that your ass isn't expanding at the rates is?

Alestorm, Korkiplaani and Turisas provided the soundtrack for my epic quest to 7- Eleven to claim what is rightfully mine: Caffeine! To BATTLE, I say!!

I would say that Rick Perry can suck my fucking clit, but I doubt he'd even know what the hell to do with it, let alone how to find it. >.<;;