The March Hare

::headdesk:: So. The Great Cthulhu and Freddy WERE going to hang out on one of our shelves, but Cthulhu's monstrous wingspan has proven difficult for proper display procedures. Back to the old drawing board.

::pants like a lizard on a hot rock:: I hate using the oven in the summer!!

::sniffles:: Really want an Abita strawberry.

.... why did I have to fall in love with a tattoo artist all the way over in New Orleans??

'bout to go to BFE. No internet, no phone.

"BPAL's Clemence: Patchouli, Kashmiri tea, cardamom, black pepper, carnation, and clove." My boobies smell delicious.

"I told your husband no wild parties in the bedroom, but that was before I knew he was married, dear." - My little old lady neighbor

"Now, then. Tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs, in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"".... He said, 'I can smell your cunt.'""I see... I, myself, cannot. ... You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps. ... But not today."

"The Arabian Dance - Leather, coffee, hazelnut, tobacco, and Middle Eastern spices." - It smells like thick black hazelnut coffee and clove cigarettes. I'm on the fence about this one.

Beatnix opened back up??? Why didn't anyone tell me Beatnix was back??? My period of mourning can be over, no more relying on second-rate(or third, or fourth) Starbucks for yummy coffee!!

Next Frightmare guest announcement's coming soon... I hope!!! Eeee, the hint has got me on my toes!!!

4 hours asleep, almost killed myself in traffic AND I have back to back meetings all day. Why, hello Monday!

A liiiiiittle intimidated by our new bed...

A little butthurt over this final shuttle launch business.

About to start my first day of work! Wish me luck!

About to take the last load home. What a fucking nightmare of a weekend.

After telling my cashier that I just moved here from Waco, she grabbed my hand and told me, "Oh, you're in a much better place now. Welcome home." oO

Alestorm, Korkiplaani and Turisas provided the soundtrack for my epic quest to 7- Eleven to claim what is rightfully mine: Caffeine! To BATTLE, I say!!

All those secrets you've been concealing.... say you're happy now! Once more WITH FEELING! Just spent a night with some girlfriends, Prosecco and Buffy: The Musical!

Almost time to get off work! Then rush hour, load up the car, wait for husband and THEN we can go!

An apple and applesauce. Redundant breakfast is redundant.

And hopefully that's the last trip to Waco for a very long time...

And I don't give a damn what bad opinions people may have of Logic, 'cause I know I have the best husband in the world. Fuck yeah.

Another reason I shouldn't have kids: a little boy ran up to me, sobbing over a broken beaded necklace his mom gave him. I almost said, "Honey, women don't flash their tits just once. Mommy's got more, trust me." I barely stopped myself in the nick of time...

Another reason why I need income: You really should see all the gorgeous chop sticks they have at New Oriental Market. Four pairs really aren't enough... The stainless steel ones would be AWESOME in my hair.