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Reason why work will be the death of me: I packed wholesome, healthy oatmeal for breakfast this morning. I unlock the office and, lo and behold, there were these perfect muffins that tasted like they were made with criminal amounts of salted butter. Seriously. That amount of butter has a special place reserved in the worst circle of hell. It wouldn't be so damn good otherwise... Fuck the oatmeal, I ate three muffins.