bella_delirante

I accomplished taking a walk & cleaning a room today. Give me a cookie.

I am boring. I know.

I am disturbingly sad about the amount of meds I have left.

I am NOT a sex worker. I am a massage therapist. I am sick of looking at ads & job openings using "massage" as a euphemism for sex work.

I am sad. I ate all my cookies.

I am the youngest person at this Patsy Cline tribute show. #elderlyatheart

I am watching Cops & reading a fashion blog. What?

I ate so much food. I regret nothing!

I don't want to jinx it, but I think I may have succeeded in keeping sickness at bay. Still doing Reiki & eating oranges though.

I feel so lazy today. Argh! It is very difficult to leave the house. Or this chair, for that matter.

I feel sooooo relaxed right now.

I found a hammer under my bed. I don't think I put it there. I'm disturbed. Maybe I should feed Morgaine when she asks & not tease her.

I guess I'm just not meant to find a place right now. Grrrr.

I hate it when the internet lies to me.

I hate you, heat rash. LEAVE!

I have easter candy beckoning me.

I keep downloading music to listen to on my walk to postpone my walk. My collection's getting respectable, but my ass no smaller.

I like percocet.

I look like an enchanted fairy in a polo shirt.

I love that this documentary i'm watching is called "American Serial Killers", so naturally they start with Jack the Ripper?

I made chocolate cherry brownies! Maybe they're cool. Maybe I should check.

I made fresh tomato sauce for dinner tonight. It was amazing, if I do say so myself. #cooking

I really don't want a house on a flood plain. Thanks FEMA, for being a waste of time & providing me with an unreadable map.#FEMAsucks

I really love Y La Bamba. I've had Lupon on repeat all morning. Happy.

I really need to stop watching cake on television. I'm hungry. Ooo! Crime! Now I want to murder someone ...