Okay, I'm thinking it's weird-chemistry week, because NOTHING is going right.
In the Bottle: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH IT BIT ME. Incense, something burning and a very unhappy hippy. Possibly a headshop on fire.
Wet: I think this is the only oil I've ever had to hold my breath because of. Still the burning headshop. And WOOOOOO THROW.
Dry: A little less fire, a little more incense. Not for me at all. Gaaah.
I opened this one and almost passed out. It smelled like rotting fruit and a lot of sugar. It gave me a headache when I put it on my skin and I had to wash it off immediately. Luckily, someone else wanted it and I got a good swap out of it. *bemoans terrible chemistry*
Waaaaaah, Swank really hurt my feelings
In the bottle: ...okay, mostly juniper, but I'm smelling the pomegranate in the background.
Wet: Yay, there's the pomegranate...for about two seconds. NO! POMEGRANATE! COME BACK!
Drydown: All juniper. It smelled like truck-stop hand soap on me. I could only stand it for about two hours and then off it went.
I was really looking forward to this one..... Ah well, off to a better home it goes.