yamiko

Dear replacement girlfriend: you re not the only one who needs the bathroom. Kindly gtfo.

Despite my foot issues preventing me from being in the middle of the crowd, @worldinfernofs was fantastic!

Detour. http://t.co/UCTGWJt

Dexter and amaretto sours to dull my homicidal urges.

Did I do something to deserve what Noah puts me through?

Did not sleep much last night. I just want Noah to be in bed with me.

Did you people not learn from the last time I called the cops when you were blasting shitty music past 10?

Didn't get my car out. My boss came to pick me up.

Ditched Dad and ran off with Mom to the craft store. (@ Michaels) http://t.co/RRndEicV

Do the guys upstairs really need to stomp around the bathroom and PEE REALLY LOUDLY? STFD when you pee, assholes.

Dolled up for tonight! http://t.co/msdGlkZ

Don't tell me your plans, then get offended when I don't tell you mine? Oh, okay.

Don't worry incamtations are my specialty

Downloaded @amandapalmer 's new album. Why haven't you?

Dragon's Milk doesn't hate me. I guess there's actually something in the Ars Draconis section that I can wear! #bpal

Dresden Dolls is coming to Boston the day before my birthday...

Dressing for my first Halloween party of the year. Gorgons totally wore penguin underwear, right?

Drink of the night! http://t.co/IBHtoNk

Drinking pu'er steeped in a pot that has sex scenes in the style of old chinese art.

Drunken Ginger. http://t.co/cH3HzCY

Dubstep genre station on Pandora? Don't mind if I do. <3

Dude who wants to sleep with me left me $7 in my mailbox to replace my tips.

Dude, get your hippie dancing out of my dreads.

Dude, neighbors, chill. I'm having relationship problems too, but I don't scream in the streets about it.

DUMPRINGS