yamiko

My Spock teddy bear is holding a cold soda can between his legs. I thought it might be mean, but he says it helps with the Pon Farr urges.

I kinda want to put my earplugs back in...it was nice not hearing anything. Especially the beeping fire alarm and the construction outside.

#myhomelesssignwouldsay "Need money for perfume. And maybe some food, too." #BPAL

Listen, period. I have plans. And they don't involve headaches and cramps. So GTFO.

Dude, neighbors, chill. I'm having relationship problems too, but I don't scream in the streets about it.

Pore strips are both the most disgusting and most fascinating product ever.

Someone has my cell phone number and is texting me, but not telling me who they are. How irritating.

I am freshly showered and ready for more #bpal reviews!

Yay, open until 1. I do have time to walk!

"But sucking cock is so versatile!" ~my bff4eva <3 <3 <3

But I just placed my first ZOMG Smells order! I couldn't resist Sexy Vampire Squid.

I'm tired of being so emotionally drained.

I'm tired of being so emotionally drained.

I had a dream I took E. But I've never actually taken it IRL, so my dream mind interpreted it as just being really drunk.

Glad I looked in the mirror before leaving the house. I had nutella all over my face.

Went to Big Lots, didn't do too bad. Went in for a curtain rod, came out with curtain rod and Star Trek: Nemesis.

Argh, I'm so cranky. My headache won't go away, and I hate everything.

Cleansing, exfoliating, and masking my face. Perhaps Monday will be my face pampering day from now on.

Do the guys upstairs really need to stomp around the bathroom and PEE REALLY LOUDLY? STFD when you pee, assholes.

#ebz Trade in anything drinkable comes under the jurisdiction of Mr Wines. Though it can't be bothered... http://fallenlondon.com/c/350169

Thank you to everyone at @bpal for all the hard work!

What can I sell to get money for this #bpal update...? Hmm.

ISO/Wishlist http://j.mp/aGgb2v

I think my head is better! Yay!

"It must be weird not having anyone cum on you." #showgirls