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I wonder if I'll have enough left over after rent to jump in on an inquisition early... #BPAL

I'd like to make some off-color comment about eating @neilhimself 's porridge, but I can't be that creepy/dirty in 160 characters.

#ebz These little charmers sneak into the bedrooms of sleepers and bite their eyes off. They take them... http://fallenlondon.com/c/237557

#ebz These little charmers sneak into the bedrooms of sleepers and bite their eyes off. They take them... http://fallenlondon.com/c/237557

What the fuck is with college students and their inability to look both ways before crossing the street?

#ebz The ravens down here are white, and sing like nightingales. But they do still eat carrion. http://fallenlondon.com/c/235490

How is it that I can paint my nails better while I'm drunk?

I've never actually been a vampire for Halloween. Perhaps I will buy some fangs and do it up this year.

Mmm... brownie baking time.

#ebz The story goes that spiders drink from your eyes while you sleep. Sorrow-spiders bite off a whole... http://fallenlondon.com/c/232540

Holy crap, I shaved my legs. -5 laziness points, -5 stereotypical feminist points.

#ebz The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Quick as a ratgun! Sharp as a gnat! http://fallenlondon.com/c/230432

Go away skunk, stop hanging out outside my window! You're stinky.

#ebz the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! warm as a lizard! fragrant as a bat! http://fallenlondon.com/c/229141

#ebz They say it's the key that opens Mr Stones' vaults. They say it's concealed in Mr Pages' library.... http://fallenlondon.com/c/227671

#ebz the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! it likes your bones! it prefers your fat! http://fallenlondon.com/c/225576

I am definitely on @levarburton's side in #LeWar2.

Seriously. Am I checking the oil in my perfume, or the oil in my car? http://twitpic.com/2hsdnz

Skunk + Bordello = Skunk Bordello. #bpal

eBay confuses me.

OH GOD I GOT INFERNO IN MY NOSE. IT BURNS. LIKE AN INFERNO. IN MY NOSE. #BPAL

I wish it was a #nopants day for me.

Got my fist two cobalt bottles of #BPAL... an aged Asphodel, and Beaver Moon 2005! #idonothaveaperfumeproblem

Found a random gift card... with a balance! <3

"Wow... we both taste like Kyle MacLachlan's dick."