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If only I had a cool headdress, then I could be Mata Hari for Will Call. #bpal

Brownie sundaes. Awww yeah!

Tonight, I'm going to get drunk and take advantage of myself.

#BPAL of the Day: Eris. Not in a mood to celebrate love, but rather in a mood to ruin those who have wronged me. Hail, Eris!

No, kaylee. Walk away from the ice cream cakes.

Omg lady gaga, I love you. #grammys

Just had a #cheesybagel. Life is pretty good.

Great, I can't finish my taxes until the other people in the house get their shit together. There goes my plan to get my money soon.

I wish i was kidding.

My bathtub was disgusting. I wanted to use the 7th Gen hippie cleaner, but I eventually had to break out the Comet.

Went to chubby muffin. Good food, but i want to slap the annoying tourist hanging out with her kid.

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RT @MoveOn Republicans are coming after NPR and PBS yet again. They want to zero out their funding. Help stop them. http://bit.ly/eRAk8K

I hate everything today. Hopefully it will get better because I don't have to work today.

I hate everything today. Hopefully it will get better because I don't have to work today.

I forgot how annoying fresh cartilage piercings are.

Incredible! House blocks PATRIOT Act renewal. Click here to keep up the fight: http://t.co/YPta2ML via @demandprogress

A woman told me that the cream cheese i was holding was actually butter. She wasn't joking. I had to convince her otherwise.

I'm just tweeting with the #SuperBowl hashtag to get that cute little football.

#BPAL of the night: Wanda. Mostly leather on me, was hoping for more wine. Maybe I'll put on some Soothing System, too.

I AM DRUNK AND ENABLING. #BPAL

I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car... I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car...

Project: chocolate seduction cake is nearly complete.

I'm baking a cake. A dick cake. A funfetti dick cake. This is probably the closest I will ever get to something Twilight-related.

Half of my face is numb, and I have to go to work in a half-hour. Yay.