yamiko

Watching Tank Girl!

Tried to type "twitter" into address bar. First typed "twatter" then typed "titter". #freudianslip

Dubstep genre station on Pandora? Don't mind if I do. <3

SotD: ZOMG Smells' Dessert Rose. A delicious foody floral scent!

I love that rare "deep-sleep" time for cats. They just look so cute.

Fourloko tastes like blue.

Gothed up tonight, people too scared to tip. So I unbuttoned my top buttons so you can see cleavage. Getting more tips now.

I want to eat everything in the entire world.

I am so sick of being woken up at 3 in the morning by the bitch who can't shut up. There is one other person in this apartment!

This margarita mix better be as amazing as @rubberduckgrrl says it is.

Customer asked me if we had seitan in the store, but pronounced it Satan. So many jokes could be made...

COME HERE, IPHONE. LET ME MAKE SWEET, TENDER LOVE TO YOU.

I cover people's shifts all the time. :-\

Life of a BPALista, as spoken by my friend: "I was about to say 'something smells nice', but then I remembered it was me!"

I doll myself up, and guys don't care. I go to the laundromat unshowered, in my pajamas, teeth and hair unbrushed, and get called beautiful.

Nothing like a speeding ticket to motivate you to sort through your BPAL collection...

My ebay win is at my local post office, but it's a Sunday. This is the definition of #bpal torture.

Why do I always wake up just as I'm starting to really sober up? I would not like to have 4 hours of sleep, tyvm.

My sprained ankle wasn't bothering me, so I thought it was fine. Then I saw it in good light and it's so swollen. Yikes.

Watching a puppet show at a masquerade party celebrating the full moon.

I just want to show everyone how big my hair is tonight. http://twitpic.com/419873

My iPhone shipped, my 10ml bottle of Madrid shipped... today is pretty good.

Holy crap, it's 50 degrees outside. No wonder I was dying in my car in a wool coat with the heat blasting.

Argh, why do I need an act of God to get a fucking day off when I have a twisted ankle?

Seriously, I went to tell roommate to STFU and got back and started crying because it hurt so much.