yamiko

Post alcohol carb binge complete.

Still drunk. Bachelorette party a success. Wanted to take bar tender home with me. Alas, not meant to be.

Party drama. One of the husbands doesnt approve.

Fuck yeah drag queens.

I look like a drag queen tonight.

I'm wearing feather earrings, my scent locket, a veil, and a mini top hat. I am surprised they're still intact.

Snot all up in my nose. Trying to get it out before it goes back to bothering my lungs. No way do I want to cough until I barf tonight.

My great-nephew with my sister. http://t.co/boyyDvV

Raven is not sure what to think of me yet. http://t.co/MG0c3Me

Indianapolis, I am in you!

Also, my mom re-sent my flight info before me asking and sent me some money. Cancer moms are the best.

I hate when I'm a snot machine.

Okay, upstairs apartment, you're a little forgiven because now you're playing Lady Gaga. But after this is done, it's after 10.

Out, snot demons! Out!

At NEWC, where I cannot smell anything. Oh the humanity. 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

No matter how many times I drink beet juice, I am never not shocked when my poop ends up red. #tmi

Maybe I'll go put socks on. #babysteps

Watching old Twilight Zone episodes on Netflix.

Just got caught up on #FreshHell.

#BPAL of the day: Ginger Skulls!

Noah DJing @ Parima http://instagr.am/p/DXQaj/

I hate everything. Why did I have to go and get sick?

A guy left a cloud of axe body spray around my register. I cannot express how turned on I am right now. #sarcasm

If I don't get my @zomgsmells order today, heads will roll at the Post Office. It was marked as delivered yesterday, but no package. >

At a masquerade party eating French fries in my Cthulhu hat. #youwishyouwereme