yamiko
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I had a dream we had poptarts in the house, and now I'm disappointed that we don't actually have them.
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Dear customers; - When I say, “How are you today?” the proper response is neither “soup” nor “senior... http://tumblr.com/xg62w3ni9n
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I now have a car with the ultimate in features: a remote starter. Millions of Vermonters are suddenly jealous of me for this one reason.
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Well, the good news is that it doesn't smell like ass at my register. The bad news is that it smells like rotting food.
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I took a shower, and now Shizuka is distrustful. I don't think she believes that I'm who I say I am.
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I cracked the window, but not enough for a cat to fit. Shizuka is rebelling against the system by putting her tail outside the window.
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Glass bottle exploded in my hand. I'm cut up a bit, but nothing serious. Starting to think cafe is cursed.
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I wish I could call into work because there's a cat in my lap and I don't want to disturb her.