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"For the life of me, I cannot remember what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise..." #nostalgia

"Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present...." http://t.co/jeHtzOuU

"I'm sure he would roll in dead babies if he could."

"It must be weird not having anyone cum on you." #showgirls

"Life isn't always black and white." "It is in my house.". Oh, Mom. I <3 u.

"Oh God, I remember that one!" ~my roommate remarking on a clip he overheard . #muppetlobby

"There is more in Heaven and Earth than is dreamt of in our philosophy." - Major Briggs http://t.co/wSnpmbko

"Whaaaa, I want the big TV in the living room!" "Bawwww, the big TV is too loud, turn it down!" How about you STFU?

"What's NOT wrong with you?" is a more appropriate question to ask me today.

"Wow... we both taste like Kyle MacLachlan's dick."

“@BPDVT: Suspect sought in Burglary. See http://t.co/hXEq0VOU for details. http://t.co/XHtr56UI” I bet this is the ass who stole mine.

(Because it's @bpal , I'm sure the angels in the WC box will be singing the Leonard Cohen song and not the Hellelujah chorus.)

2/3 of my household fall asleep to Star Trek. #geekgirls

56 degrees! It's summer in VT! Break out the string bikinis!

70 different variations of Gloomy Sunday: best torrent ever.

A chunk of bread went up my sinuses an I had to blow it out my nose. #gross #tmi

A customer complained that a coworker gave her chicken salad instead of tuna salad and she couldn't have chicken because she is vegan.

A giant pile of veggie tempura. Delicious! http://t.co/b398y4pW

A good friend's aunt died. I wish I could be with him right now.

A guy left a cloud of axe body spray around my register. I cannot express how turned on I am right now. #sarcasm

A woman told me that the cream cheese i was holding was actually butter. She wasn't joking. I had to convince her otherwise.

Aaaaannnnnd.... vagina.

After a year of being single, I'm still just as broken-hearted.

After ignoring me all night and sleeping in the living room, Shizuka has finally forgiven me for not giving her all of the ham.

After last night's migraine, I've decided it's no more coffee for me on my period.