

yamiko
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I now have a car with the ultimate in features: a remote starter. Millions of Vermonters are suddenly jealous of me for this one reason.
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Dear customers; - When I say, “How are you today?” the proper response is neither “soup” nor “senior... http://tumblr.com/xg62w3ni9n
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I had a dream we had poptarts in the house, and now I'm disappointed that we don't actually have them.
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Memories. - I just told my roommate I’d make him some tea “after I finish this row”. Then I remembered that... http://tumblr.com/xg62yfk0k9
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Dear customers; - When I say, “It’ll be five minutes,” that means fuck off and come back in five minutes.... http://tumblr.com/xg62zo9c7r