yamiko

Mother's Day cards for Grandma and Memere are in the mail. Score one for being responsible.

I can't wait for my first appointment with my "adult doctor". I'm gonna throw myself at her and beg her to fix me.

The next person who asks me if we take the weight of the plate off when we weigh the food gets punched in the face.

If I ever get a bunch of money, I'm lasering all the hair off of my body. #hairyfrenchwoman

Make-up for tonight's insurrection. The theme is "possession". http://t.co/6Ijyf7X

I'm wearing my makeup from last night into work. Well, I redid it and toned it down. As much as you can tone down bleeding eyes.

Why I love my work: peaches and cream stuffed French toast and lavender honey risotto with butternut squash.

Fucking bloody makeup is making me look sunburnt.

Haruka and her quilt nest. http://t.co/A2NOoqJ

Putting weight on my right foot makes me want to cry right now.

Um, Verizon... could you kindly work?

Police press statement about last night. #btv http://t.co/XRjKEWW

Did you people not learn from the last time I called the cops when you were blasting shitty music past 10?

My foot is feeling okay enough that I cam bike around. Yay!

I suspect I forgot to clean some things at work. Hopefully I did.

I have an addiction to cute mugs.

Of all my medication's possible side effects, the one I get is "excessive yawning"?

Don't tell me your plans, then get offended when I don't tell you mine? Oh, okay.

Went outside to eat my croissant on the porch, and some guy drove by and asked if he could have some. Oh, Burlington.

I will never lose any weight if the only time I ride my bike is to go get a creemee.

Dammit, Netflix, put some subbed amine on your instant watch.

I swear, if you assholes fill up the return machines before I can return mine, I will punch your face.

All caught up on Bones.

So much rain.

I am super twitchy. Damn you, espresso!