yamiko
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Sometimes I wonder if I was dumped because my ambitions extended farther than sleeping all day.
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Why did replacement girlfriend decide it was time to play "go in the bathroom and for a half hour and clear my throat"?
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My cats' philosophy on mischief is "If I do something bad, then run away really quickly, Mom won't know it happened."
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If these wrinkles under my eyes don't go away, I might have to write up a Craigslist ad looking for virgin blood donors.
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Oh wow... a whole season of an anime for $30? I remember when one VHS containing three episodes was that much. #backinmyday
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If you have dietary restrictions, I shouldn't have to walk you through what you can eat at the buffet. The ingredients are listed.
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If I don't get my @zomgsmells order today, heads will roll at the Post Office. It was marked as delivered yesterday, but no package. >