yamiko
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Me: Look Shizu, a cat saddle! Shizu: No, Mom, it's NOT a cat saddle, it's a scarf. Why did I want you to start crocheting again?
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I bring home a jar for pasta and get shit because there's "no where to put it". Asian Girlfriend buys a giant coffee pot and it's awesome.
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People need to not invade my personal space when I'm using the self checkout. I go plenty fast without you looking over my shoulder.
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As a Scorpio, I don't believe in picking just one deadly sin. Frankly, the more I indulge in during a single activity, the better.
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The best part about living near a medical college is that I have lots of opportunities to sell my body to science.
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It's too early to be awake. I dont care if you laugh at me for considering 10:30 to be "too early".
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Story time: my coworker accidentally got hand sanitizer on her boobs today. My reaction? "I guess your dirty pillows aren't dirty anymore."
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RT @politicususa: Foreign Press Says What America's Won't: Sarah Palin is a Traitor http://bit.ly/fgRp5I
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Apparently, there is a wolf in my digestive system right now. At least, that's what it sounded like just now.