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I know I have a tattoo, but when I have my headphones in, that means I don't want to talk about it.

I like watching egyptology documentaries because the male actors portraying the historical figures wear eyeliner. <3

I live in VT. Why is it so hard to get some ganja?

I look like a drag queen tonight.

I love that men in NYC wear tight pants with no shame.

I love that rare "deep-sleep" time for cats. They just look so cute.

I love watching documentaries. #imanerd

I may also be a little drunk.

I may go add more whiskey.

I may have been shitfaced last night, but I managed to get my coat on the coat rack. Go me!

I may have just given myself a palm tattoo by accidentally stabbing myself with a pen. I need to go to bed.

I may or may not have enabled my mother. What sort of monster have I created? A nice smelling one, at least. #bpal

I mean... I need my sleep. I've got D&D at noon. #priorities

I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car... I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car...

I must say, @Duskinhereyes is great at keeping a mosh pit as contained as possible.

I need to buy replacement girlfriend a fucking muzzle for her birthday. How hard is it to stfu when I ask?

I need to stop feeling guilty for ‘doing nothing’ when I’m crocheting. http://t.co/dXQSFMZk

I never thought I would say this, but Martha Stewart has THE best Halloween craft swag.

I now have a car with the ultimate in features: a remote starter. Millions of Vermonters are suddenly jealous of me for this one reason.

I once would die before I used a butter substitute. And then I had soy-free Earth Balance.

I really hate men.

I really need a rocket launcher on my car.

I really need all of Cleopatra Jones' outfits.

I really want a sugar skull, but those are becoming so popular now, I feel like everyone would just think less of it.

I really want to put "presents mandatory" on my birthday party invite,but that's not really socially acceptable at your 24th birthday party.