yamiko

My ebay win is at my local post office, but it's a Sunday. This is the definition of #bpal torture.

Nothing like a speeding ticket to motivate you to sort through your BPAL collection...

I doll myself up, and guys don't care. I go to the laundromat unshowered, in my pajamas, teeth and hair unbrushed, and get called beautiful.

Life of a BPALista, as spoken by my friend: "I was about to say 'something smells nice', but then I remembered it was me!"

I cover people's shifts all the time. :-\

COME HERE, IPHONE. LET ME MAKE SWEET, TENDER LOVE TO YOU.

Customer asked me if we had seitan in the store, but pronounced it Satan. So many jokes could be made...

This margarita mix better be as amazing as @rubberduckgrrl says it is.

I am so sick of being woken up at 3 in the morning by the bitch who can't shut up. There is one other person in this apartment!

I want to eat everything in the entire world.

Gothed up tonight, people too scared to tip. So I unbuttoned my top buttons so you can see cleavage. Getting more tips now.

Fourloko tastes like blue.

I love that rare "deep-sleep" time for cats. They just look so cute.

SotD: ZOMG Smells' Dessert Rose. A delicious foody floral scent!

Dubstep genre station on Pandora? Don't mind if I do. <3

Tried to type "twitter" into address bar. First typed "twatter" then typed "titter". #freudianslip

Watching Tank Girl!

Why are all these bots from Essex, England following me? Guys, I'm not from the Essex you're thinking of.

Should've worn tights; I'm freezing.

God, I'm dying of boredom.

Roommate refused to let me have some of "her popcorn". Bitch, I bought that popcorn. Back off before I slap you.

Also, Haru has taken to hanging out in the bathroom. IDEK.

Scent of the day: Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. I always forget I smell awesome in aquatics. #bpal

This sounds like a bad euphemism for the clitoris. http://yfrog.com/gyqqhkygj

I am so over this tourtiere business. At least until tomorrow, when I will actually bake the pies.