yamiko

I bring home a jar for pasta and get shit because there's "no where to put it". Asian Girlfriend buys a giant coffee pot and it's awesome.

I can come to terms with Steampunk emerging as a genre of music. But I will kick anyone in the balls who tries to label goth bands as such.

I can only express my emotions through 80s love ballads.

I can tell what kind of day it is weather-wise by how tight my cats are curled up when I wake up.

I can't just have a short, easy shift at work, can I? Today's customers are just all ass-faces.

I can't wait for my first appointment with my "adult doctor". I'm gonna throw myself at her and beg her to fix me.

I can't wait until I can get a full night's sleep.

I cannot stop giggling.

I changed out my silver labret for a blue-green one in honor of spring.

I cover people's shifts all the time. :-\

I cracked the window, but not enough for a cat to fit. Shizuka is rebelling against the system by putting her tail outside the window.

I deactivated my Facebook. I'll be back, but I don't know when.

I defriended Noah on FB and deleted him from my phone. If he wants to be a dick and blatently ignore me, then I can do the same thing.

I didn't have half of the ingredients, but I made it anyway. #stonercooking

I do not work customer service to be yelled at because the bread you want isn't here. Thanks.

I doll myself up, and guys don't care. I go to the laundromat unshowered, in my pajamas, teeth and hair unbrushed, and get called beautiful.

I don't even know what to think anymore.

I don't know what the hell kind of noise the neighbors are making, but it's disturbing my cat. #catlady

I don't know who Marcus is, but he needs to tell his associates that he's moved. I'm sick of people knocking on my door asking for him.

I don't want to go to work. I need a whole fucking month off from this BS.

I don't want to work on a Saturday! I want to roll around in bed all day.

I feel like I deserve to be wholly unproductive today.

I feel like more Klingons should have dreads.

I feel so defeated.

I forgot how annoying fresh cartilage piercings are.