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I have Cadbury Creme Eggs. I am currently hiding them in my cleavage.

Today, Shizuka would like to help me test and review #bpal. She will do this by sticking her butt on my notepad.

Call on the Education Department to protect low-income students. Sign the @ColorOfChange petition here: http://bit.ly/fH5z1X

I'm pumped full of caffeine, and I am on a mission to re-label my entire #BPAL bottle collection.

Dammit, I hate when bottles wander off on me. Where are you, Candy Corn Coated Candy Apple? #bpal

Seeing my grandmother. She got her hip replaced, and now she's well on her way to becoming a robot.

Drinking pu'er steeped in a pot that has sex scenes in the style of old chinese art.

Is it too early to fire 2011 and bring 2012 up in here? I'm not impressed.

Jailed for sending black kids to white school? Tell OH Gov. Kasich to #savekellywilliamsbolar http://bit.ly/fcAGut @colorofchange

New Auction! BPAL Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab RED LACE 5ML http://t.co/HWSylrFN #bpal

I forgot how annoying fresh cartilage piercings are.

Wearing Candles Moon for Imbolc. #bpal

Really, the UMall is closed, but I still have to go to work? #btv

RT @MoveOn: Stop the GOP attempt to redefine rape and set women's rights back by decades. Sign the petition: http://bit.ly/i1aZ04 #dearjohn

Some dickwad just ordered from me while on a cell phone through gestures.

Healthy Living is closing at 6 tonight! #btv

Oh man. Making sugar on snow is the best way to spend a snow day.

Half of my face is numb, and I have to go to work in a half-hour. Yay.

I'm at Healthy Living Market (South Burlington, VT) http://t.co/ndI0dX3o

I'm baking a cake. A dick cake. A funfetti dick cake. This is probably the closest I will ever get to something Twilight-related.

Project: chocolate seduction cake is nearly complete.

I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car... I musn't drive like a maniac with cakes in the car...

I AM DRUNK AND ENABLING. #BPAL

#BPAL of the night: Wanda. Mostly leather on me, was hoping for more wine. Maybe I'll put on some Soothing System, too.

I'm just tweeting with the #SuperBowl hashtag to get that cute little football.