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Gave my cat a good scritching and now she's sleeping peacefully next to me. I wish my life was that simple.

My cat loves naan. She's a weird one.

I am now well enough to actually play Wii Fit!

http://tinyurl.com/25luxjo My father had a pair of pants just like in the first picture. He called them his "lucky pants".

Maple Law: Srs Bsns. http://www.slashfood.com/2011/01/10/a-sticky-mess-for-mcdonalds/

Oh man, this hippie cough syrup is so much better than the other stuff. Honey-based remedies FTW.

Today at work, I used a butter knife to chisel hardened grease off a panini grill that hasn't been cleaned since the last age of man.

I wish I could piss maple syrup. #Vermont

Astrology is a pseudo-science. One that I find incredibly uncanny and accurate most of the time, but still. Go panic over real news.

It's soooo fucking dry in my house. I'm hoping putting the humidifier in my room means I won't wake up with a sore throat every day.

Why is it that every time I go near my crotch I get #MapofTasmania stuck in my head...?

Dragon's Milk doesn't hate me. I guess there's actually something in the Ars Draconis section that I can wear! #bpal

Went out to do errands. Get back, and roommate isn't pulled in all the way. Bitch, this is not rocket science.

Hey redneck douchebags, how about you NOT use all the maxi-load washers when you're doing your once-a-year laundry run?

I may also be a little drunk.

Hmm... I may still be drunk.

I may have been shitfaced last night, but I managed to get my coat on the coat rack. Go me!

Seriously. They call it "The Hungry Man".

Dear LJ: Stop being slow.

A customer complained that a coworker gave her chicken salad instead of tuna salad and she couldn't have chicken because she is vegan.

My coworker found a nickel from 1906. I'm super jealous.

Haruka is hard-core Olympic napping right now. She didn't even wake up when I touched her.

What time is it? Oh, it's "no bra time"!

(Because it's @bpal , I'm sure the angels in the WC box will be singing the Leonard Cohen song and not the Hellelujah chorus.)

I'm avoiding the WCWC thread because I don't want Will Call spoilers. #bpal