Pretty much this.
In the bottle it's harsh, very harsh. Chemical even. Bathroom cleaners that arn't even particularly floral or sweet. No lavendar. Defintly no cheesecake.
On wet there is still no lavendar, no honey, perhaps a hint of cheesecake? Very colonge, not even musky or insense-ey.
That quickly passes, drying into a sharp distinctly male colonge. Crisp, not unpleasant, but not unrelated to something commercial. Perhaps 'Axe's third cousin. I am not pleased, it doesn't even smell like something I would want my mate to wear. Let alone wear myself.
It was suggested I e-bay the bottle but I can't bring myself to do so. I think it would be ripping someone off :/.
