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So I'm watching Hall Pass, going, "Why the hell did I want to see this movie? I know there was a reason..." Then an hour into it, the bartender pops up, and I'm like "OH YEAH!" (Bo Burnham is the bartender).

So... progress. I actually got into the queue this morning. And after 15 minutes on hold... it disconnected me.

Starbucks Toasted Coconut Cold Brew. I'm on board.

Stranger Than Fiction - proving that Will Ferrell isn't just a giant tool.

Surprisingly relevant to our Super Bowl day activities. Kt Allen Carol Wethington

The man that I thought would bring about the Biblical apocalypse is speaking out against Trump... ... ... I had to ellipsis my ellipsis to try to let my brain catch up.

The newest manicure trend.

There's nothing like working for a call center to prove that people DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN VOICE.

This is so absolutely ridiculous. The person who is making this bullshit show up on my feed is now unfollowed by me... but if it weren't for my heart pressure I would keep it happening so I could see the propaganda that these people happily swallow and ask for more.

This is something I need to work on

This just looks like so much fun.

This man is the best.

Trying to get rid of leftovers? Put it in an omelet! This morning: meatloaf omelet.

What the actual fuck.

Wow I've posted a lot of selfies today. Seems like an appropriate time for some Missy.

WOW. Get your shit together Gloria.

Yes!

You have incredibly sharp vision when it comes to seeing colors in complex patterns. You have a pilot's eye and an artist's brain. Your hand eye coordination is above average and you are extremely observant and aware of what is going on around you at all times. How does it feel to be a part of the 3%?

You will never get weekends again.