Flightless
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*Eyes Monday as it slinks into the room and gives me a sunny smile**Raises middle finger**Goes back to enjoying my coffee and smothered burrito as Monday slinks off again, disheartened and looking for another victim*
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*eyes the clock impatiently remembering that she has a pint of 'Jamocha Almond Fudge' in the freezer at home waiting for her...*
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♪♫Stagin' a coup like yeah,Brainwashin' moles like yeah,We only torture the folks we don't like,You're probably going to be OK!Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!♪♫
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♫♪It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never had... ♫♪
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Ah, what the heck?
"Husband and Wife Week --If your spouse is your best friend, works extremely hard, has been with you through triumphs and tragedies, who loves you when you're at your worst, and whom you are PROUD to be married to, copy and paste this with the date you were married. ♥ 7/4/2006♥" -
Ahhhh Monday... So we meet again... *brushes long coat aside to reveal a six-shooter at my hip as a tumbleweed rolls by lazily**my fingers twitch just above my sidearm as I stare my foe down on a dusty road*to be continued...
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Amazing show in the sky last night...I'm loving this rainy weather- we so seldomly get summers like this here. Woke up to a snuggly and talkative kitty... I think "The Dude" is trying to kick her way out the side of my belly (oof!)... Really glad the week is half-over. Hazy, cold morning goodness... *happy sigh*
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Anyone know a good place to get baklava? I may end up just having to make a batch on my own....
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Artist I was given: Barry Manilow *punches Kyle*Favorite song: Copacabana (hey, it's catchy and you can dance to it)Least favorite song: Mandy (as funny as the Family Guy spoof was...)Like this and I'll give you an artist*Punches Kyle again*
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As usual, I think I swept up enough fur to make another cat...but at least my bedroom is clean
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Baby's room is almost finished... Dan's painting project is almost done and we haz a dresser! Just waiting on the crib to be in stock (North America safety recall on the crib we wanted: you can't find 'em anywhere right now). Can't wait can't wait! **11 days**
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Dan: [while holding lilly] Oof.. daddy's arms hurt...Me: You want me to take her?Dan: No, that's ok. This is how Daddy's get big strong arms.Me: ^_^Dan: Because some day some boy is going to come along and break her heart, and she'll need big strong daddy arms to hug her. Me: T_TDan: And then once she feels better, daddy's going to go out and find that boy... Me:
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Dan: Hanes' changed how they cut their underwear... feels weird.Me: No Dan, those are new and they don't have holes in them.Dan: [dismissively] Details.
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Dear Burrito guys: The extra green chili did not go unnoticed... I hope you have a wonderful Friday <3 <3 <3
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Dear cloudy sleepy morning: you can stay around all day... just as long as 4:00 still gets here on time.
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Did anyone else hear this?? Apparently Anthony Wiener tweeted that after resigning he would be running for President, and he's asked Eric Holder to be his running mate...Wiener Holder, 2012!
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Five years... it doesn't seem that long ago. At times I wonder how he puts up with me, and other times I find myself eternally grateful and humbled for finding someone like him. Happy anniversary, Daniel C McDowell- I love you more every day.
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Good lord that's a large Pepsi?! I think I could fit my Nalgene in there with room to spare... O.O