lunchboxmonkey

i ≤3 this dog

i am a frosted mini wheat.blueberry flavor. and maple brown sugar. but not strawberry.

I am a lucky lucky lady

I am in far too good a mood to be here today

I am making the most epic comic ever that will only be funny to myself. Possibly one other person. Its secretly epic.

I blew it

I feel like an animal caught in a trap, except I can't even chew off my own leg to escape.

I feel like someone just drove a spike into my brain.

I feel odd

I feel warm and fuzzy now

I hate saturdays

I have sock garters on!

i have the best dog of all time <3

I heard the grossest story ever when I was drunk on my birthday

I left my pencils at work. My hand is lonely.

i really need to stop lazing around

i require peanut butter cups

i should not have even rolled out of bed this morning

I should start cooking earlier...

I so need a different job.

i want dreadlocks.

i want to eat the salted caramel pecan bars. badly. must.. let... cool...

i will defeat the risotto.

I would like to go home and fringe now please

I'm ready to go home.