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lucyboo21
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Coworker apparently the broomstick you've been riding has gotten stuck up your ass. I suggest you remove it before I do.
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Not sure how this bodes for the rest of the day: predictive text thinks assistant should be asshattery!
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I just got a box of pirates treasure, which included some beautiful earrings by @alicia_stardust! I am so lucky!
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Hannah & KittyDemonCrack are trying to kill me. Now, anyone know how to fix a head shaped hole in the hallway drywall...
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Fuck me! Just realized it is the twice monthly occurence where I am forced to work with bitch 1 & bitch 2. There may be bloodshed.
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I think I need to move my desk. I dont want to get hit by mistake when someone drops a house on coworker.
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November~ FUCK YOU WITH A BARB WIRE WRAPPED DILDO! December you had better be good to my friends & I. Consider yourself on notice.
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My witch sent me gorgeous acorn earrings by @sihayadesigns! I need another job to support her & my @alicia_stardust addiction!
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If @alicia_stardust keeps making all the pretty things I'm going to have to start working the street corner.
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http://t.co/NlQzUUFG @paintboxsoaps don't be blaming me if you can't hold your jello.shots! #ilaughedsohardtearsrandownmylegs
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Walgreens won't give me my photos because they are so good the must be from a professional. # walgreens
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It's the perfect storm of financial ruin. A @bpal update, a @bptp update and a @alicia_stardust update all within 24 hours.
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Tonight the fireman & I are going to pick up the big sparkly ring! Somehow I feel like I'm cheating on @alicia_stardust though.