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I wonder what would happen if I didn't wear a bra to work

I'm loving my new air-conditioned lifestyle. I am going to be very sad when I get the electric bill.

I'm loving the Foxfire tea you sent me, must get more!

I've had sex hundreds of times!

Kate Bush wins my heart. I could do without the excessive bagpipes. More than never is excessive.

lady in my English class didn't like Hemingway story because the character had a "bad attitude"

Last night I dreamt that I made cheesecake. It's time to make my dreams come true.

Men make terrible low wage workers

My cat is laying in a strip of sun on the carpet, appears to be experiencing an exalted state of satisfaction unknowable to human animals

My cat's hungry but i don't care because she isn't human

My dinner was three cookies

Raccoons not cute. I was startled by one skulking about in the night. Like a tiny bear.

Saw five seconds of wife swap, deduced premise of muscular people vs dwarves

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The human right to not be bombarded by meaningless obscenity designed to extract one's resources.

There was a spider in my hair! I'm a witch!

WHAT is Cat Power doing wasting my time with this stupid new album

When someone says "ten years ago" it takes me a while to realize they're not referring to the 90s.

Wish I had a weapon