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Ok, out of here until I hit 1K. Or the Punk wakes up.

Doing #1k1hr at the quarter hour. Anyone in?

Watching Hex. Now can't sleep, afraid Michael Fassbender will stick something in my eeeaaaarrrr

Watching "Hex", a show apparently set in the world's emptiest dorm.

Note to self: lavender, rosemary, bergamot, ylangylang, peppermint

...an astonishing number of things make me think of sex in one context or another. #OneTrackMind

Stupid Lion King. #dustyinhere #sniff

Sudden overwhelming craving for jelly donut. DOH.

One day I will figure out what component it is that turns into "toilet paper" on me. No, really, my wrists smell like Charmin.

Tomorrow will be better, right? #goingtohideunderpillowsuntiltomorrow

Is there anything funnier than Aleister Crowley?

How could I NOT want a pair of boots called "Ice Maiden"? http://t.co/K514bP3X

WHAT YULES ARE UP ALREADY WHAT WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH WANTING. #bpal

.@millbot @wonkette Wow, if only that article weren't a disgusting cesspool of classism and fat-hatred I could get mad @ the OTHER hypocrisy

"Why Ed Shouldn't Date, Part 2"

And I have a scrip for high octane painkillers. SO expect to see more of me. #OhDear

This averaging two migraines a day thing is getting very very old.

I have lost an entire bag of #bpal. This makes me a sad panda. #THISDAY

I feel like shit on so many levels that I have lost count. #oww

Chrome, you are really pissing me off lately...

Chains, garb, fetish masks... is this a movie or an SCA event?

I want grandma's spooky witch house in the woods.

Wow y'all are quick with the earworma tonight.

.@ghostsighs its a feta dill burger. Orgasmic is right!

Update up! Wherein Ed learns why he really shouldn't date, Part 1.