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.@neilhimself and @amandapalmer just got married. Internets will implode in 5....4....

.@PBmonkeyking Dankdanke!! My main writing proj. has a blizzard problem & i want to fix that while minimizing the risk of catastrophic fail.

.@sarahmegibow Some writers need to know when to say when.

.@theblogess just made me laugh until I cried.

.@tjoshae Adonis. I mean Alexander.

.@tjoshae Never use the words "peanut butter" and "yev" in the same tweet again. O.o

.@WISCTV_News3 Maybe not the best headline, as I'm left wondering why the legislation is banning fetuses.

'...and among his sons was Twelfth the Insignificant...'

"a great, conquering Caesar of a nose". Best line ever?

"Alligator bites boy at local amusement park" No shit, someone thought letting the kids pet the 'gators was a good idea. #Hoosiers

"Birds of a Feather" has been my earworm for three days straight. I am completely fine with this.

"Boy with a Coin" has become my new favorite song.

"British Fonzie is right."

"Eponymiad" = most hilaroous fictional book name EVER.

"Euphoria fluid" is my new favorite euphemism.

"I assume sex will be involved, probably just after a montage."http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/dueling-snow-white-films-enough-matter

"I have an app for that" #doctorwho

"I may be old but I'm not dead."

"If you had handed me Victoria’s knickers I’m not sure I could have felt more awed."

"Jane Eyre would be much improved if it contained the line "Reader, I buried him."" ~Major Kusaknocky

"Joseph Gordon-Handsome" is my new official nickname for JGL. Also, this article is fabulous. http://t.co/24y5iirJ

"life will kill you." #hotr

"that toast went longer than that meatloaf song." #myfamily

"The entire series of Alias could be seen as one extensive game of Xanatos Speed Chess between Arvin Sloane and Jack Bristow..." #whyiluvit

"The highly technical legal maneuver also allows the three to be freed and be considered innocent. " #wm3