Aliera

BRB NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN THANKS MOFFAT

That horrifying moment when a post on your dash has pro-eating disorder tags.

Me: I'm a good cook. @Aerifer: I'm not hungry when I'm done. Me: *icy glare*

Yup, it's my coping mechanism. I'm irritated that the RA seems to have slowed me down, but... the brain pan still works. Hoo-rah.

Well, this is a storm worthy of the name.

TOPH I LOVE YOU.

This ep of ses. st. has cool Indian-inspired music, Chris/Leila shippiness, and Alton Brown. #win

We aree in sephore. Kiddo is rocking to pet shop boys so hard the stroller is tipping. Shes fabulous.

Plans for evening: wait one hour. Take nyquil. Aim for the bed.

Update! Wherein I ponder the hilarities of a certain doc texting. (It's inherently funny, ok?)

. @PBmonkeyking I AM KICKING OFF MY HEELS, SEPTEMBER.

Punk's favorite character is the horse.

Ah, the bedtime wars have begun.

I need to completely avoid pre-school threads on the internet. Not even 9 am and I'm worried i'm screwing up my kid by keeping her home.

My daughter just took five years off my life. (Pushed herself over backwards in her high chair. She's fine, I have white hair.)

Abbie Cadabbie, you are the cousin Oscar of Sesame Street.

Come see me blog! Over at Black Gate. http://t.co/ZxOVwYT

Oyyy I am old. Tired and headachy this AM. Totally worth it though.

Update up.

BEYONCE THE GIANT METAL CHICKEN IS PREGNANT?? THIS IS AMAZING. #TinyMetalEggs

Punk singing long with Bush = highlight of my morning.

I totally just gave myself a french manicure in rose and gold. #WhoAmI

i kinda love that my one thousandth tumblr post was about a battle between crocodiles and dolphins.

Being stuck at home alone on Saturday night suuuucks.

Just generated a #TweetCloud, my top words are: time, love, update - http://w33.us/9yup (http://t.co/7HPMyYI)