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Dang it, @anachronistique. Now I am pondering roman AUs.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN THE GOOGLEVERSE! I HAD SLACKING TO DO!

So yeah, my kiddo was born on the fall equinox, at twilight, under a new moon. #WITCHBABY

Just hung up the Birthday Banner so it will be up when Allie gets up in the morning. #dorkmom

Also, I thought "The Girl Who Waited" was emotionally manipulative and... well, stupid.

Did you know Apollo was also the god of mice? #RememberThatLater

Ok, I LOVE tangled, but we need to get this kid some new movies.

And its a madredeus afternoon. Mmmmm #fado

Oh, this is funny. @markdavidson

Yaay 1 am fever! #gonnabealongnight

It was two years ago right... now that I got out the timer to start clocking contractions.

No I will not write this crackfic. I WILL NOT WRITE IT SAM I AM.

2) I think I've got Kev talked into Dream Trip. Now we just hve to find a way to manage to TAKE it!

So apparently cold makes the joint pain worse. #hahahaOhFuckILiveInWisconsin

I am literally doing the wiggly-puppy dance at the idea of going back to House on the Rock.

I has a witchee!!! #BPAL #bouncebounce

It can cause irritability, mood swings, insatiable need for vodka or whiskey, bad sex, and those are just the early stages.

Anderson Cooper in a trash can. #ILoveSesameStreet

Ok, I was thrilled with her choice. But I didn't even suggest it.

Clothing wars escalating. Now hair brushing is not permitted. I see a buzz cut in her future.

Giggling at The Last Bender: http://t.co/hM2VvrqT

Is It sesame street canon that Gina is a lesbian?

Wow this kid REALLY hates pants.

Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

This episode was made for fanfic. #Toph #Katara #MudWrestling