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  1. Ok guys, here goes. I know I don’t need to say this, but please don’t order any of these scents til they’re officially live on the site. With all the weirdness and changes going on [and the fact that now we’re down to it just being Brian practically alone in the Lab at the moment] we can’t really get going on them til they’re properly set and ready. Thanks for understanding. =/ - - - + BEWITCHING BREWS ARCANA The essence of magickal enigmas and long-forgotten esoteric mysteries. Frankincense, rosemary, lavender, neroli, and verbena. BLOOD LOTUS Lush, velvet-red blooms born from the blood shed in the eternal battle between Set and Horus the Avenger. Inspired by Tammy Roth. CATHODE A negatively charged scent. Ambergris, Spanish Moss, oakmoss and three electric mints. THE HESPERIDES The Hesperides are the Nymphs of the Evening who dwell in a verdant garden located in the Arcadian Mountains, guarded by the terrible three-headed dragon, Ladon. Within their garden lives the tree that bears Hera’s sacred Golden Apples. Their perfume is that of sturdy oak bark, dew-kissed leaves, twilight mist and crisp apple. INCANTATION Though thy slumber may be deep, Yet thy spirit shall not sleep; There are shades which will not vanish, There are thoughts thou canst not banish; By a power to thee unknown, Thou canst never be alone; Thou art wrapt as with a shroud, Thou art gather'd in a cloud; And for ever shalt thou dwell In the spirit of this spell. A profound and entrancing potion. Deep, wispy, and unfathomably dark: vetiver, dark woods, crumbling and burnt black sandalwood and a drop of lemon rind. KALI Kali, the Black One, is the fearless Goddess of Destruction, Creation, Energy [in her Shakti aspect] and Dissolution. Also named Kaliratri [black Night] and Kalikamata [black Earth-Mother], she is the fiercest aspect of Devi, the supreme mother goddess. Kali is a protector Goddess, the destroyer of evil spirits and guardian of the faithful. She, along with her consort Shiva, represent the unending cycle of death and birth, sexual union, creation and destruction. Kali annihilates ignorance, maintains the natural order of the world, and blesses those who strive for spiritual awareness and knowledge of true holiness with infinite tenderness and motherly love. The constant, unending Work of Creation is called the "The Play of Kali". This perfume is a blend of the sacred blooms of cassia, hibiscus, musk rose, Himalayan wild tulip, lotus and osmanthus swirled with offertory dark chocolate, red wine, tobacco, balsam and honey. MYSTERY A swirl of shadowy incense smoke and the lingering perfume of cloaked strangers. OUIJA Lush parlor rooms draped in thick velvets and gilded in gold, unearthly whispering in the distance, fleeting flashes of wraithlike figures rushing just outside your vision, the chill of a phantom presence brushing by your cheek, the inscrutable knowledge that disembodied eyes are peering at you from darkened corners… this is the essence of Victorian-era spiritualism: rosewood, oak and teak notes with wispy blue lilac, tea rose, dried white rose and ethereal osmanthus. PELE Whimsical, temperamental, radiant and ravishingly beautiful Goddess of Volcanoes, Fire, Lightning and Dance. She is the Mother of Eruptions and the personification of destructive power. Volcanic eruptions are said to be a side-effect of her jealous rages and her epic quarrels with her siblings are legendary. This perfume embodies her gentler, benign aspect as the capricious Goddess of Dance: muguet and Hawaiian white ginger enveloped by warm, damp tropical blooms. SCARECROW An agricultural gargoyle. Though he is the Guardian of the Crops and Keeper of the Fields, his visage is still the stuff of nightmares. The scent of a hot wind blowing through desolate, scorched, barren fields. TUSHNAMATAY Pure internal harmony and spiritual bliss: the perfected meditation blend. ULALUME The skies they were ashen and sober; The leaves they were crisped and sere - The leaves they were withering and sere; It was night in the lonesome October Of my most immemorial year: It was hard by the dim lake of Auber, In the misty mid region of Weir - It was down by the dank tarn of Auber, In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir. Starry white lilies lend an eerie brightness to the deep black wooded scents of cypress and oak, layered with a touch of crushed dried leaves and the faintest aquatic note. WILDE To stab my youth with desperate knives, to wear This paltry age's gaudy livery, To let each base hand filch my treasury, To mesh my soul within a woman's hair, And be mere Fortune's lackeyed groom,--I swear I love it not! these things are less to me Than the thin foam that frets upon the sea, Less than the thistle-down of summer air Which hath no seed: better to stand aloof Far from these slanderous fools who mock my life Knowing me not, better the lowliest roof Fit for the meanest hind to sojourn in, Than to go back to that hoarse cave of strife Where my white soul first kissed the mouth of sin. A sophisticated traditional gentleman’s cologne, with just the slightest taint of patchouli’s passion, tonka bean’s decadence, the philanthropy of bergamot, moss’ cynicism, the sharp wit of lavender, and the hopeless romantic longing of jasmine and thyme. XIUHTECUHTLI Patron of the Aztec pantheon, he is the personification of light within darkness, warmth in the cold, and life in, and after, death. He is a creative and destructive God of Fire and Light, and is appeased only by sacrifice, trial, and the slaughter of his people’s enemies. Copal, plumeria and sweet orange and the smoke of South American incense and crushed jungle blooms. + FUNEREAL OILS DANSE MACABRE An allegorical expression of the ineffable, indisputable triumph of death, generally expressed in medieval artwork as a violin or flute-wielding skeleton leading a procession of dancers to their graves. Black cypress with oakmoss, frankincense, oude, and a sliver of toasted hazelnut. MIDNIGHT An ethereal bouquet of night-blooming flowers. Evening primrose, ruellia, flowering nicotiana, wild petunia, panani-o-kai, night phlox, night gladiolus, moonflower and the elusive scent of Nottingham Catchfly. + SIN & SALVATION: The Kindly Ones Sub-Series ALECTO Unceasing in Anger Olive leaf, raspberry leaf, vetiver and cedarwood. MEGAERA The Unwilling, The Jealous One Orris, black amber, bergamot, plum and grapefruit. TISIPHONE The Avenger of Murder Oleander with black patchouli, ylang ylang, and neroli. + SIN & SALVATION BLACK DAHLIA Voluptuous magnolias strewn over orchid, star jasmine, black amber and smoky rose. DISSIPATION Strands of bacchanal ivy wind through sweet wormwood, pungent poppy, and a sliver of murky sassafras. HELLFIRE A scent celebrating Sir Francis Dashwood’s Order of the Knights of St. Francis of Wycombe, also known as the Hellfire Club. A swirl of pipe tobacco, hot leather, ambergris, dark musk and the lingering incense smoke from their Black Mass. KOSTNICE A celebration of the Bone Church of Prague. Frankincense, rosewood, lily, and geranium rose. MAGDALENE A stirring yet gentle perfume. The scent of love and devotion mingled with an undercurrent of heart-rending sorrow. A bouquet of white roses, labdanum, and wild orchid. ROADHOUSE Truck stop sleaze. Weedy dandelion and hops with a whiff of tobacco and hemp and a swirl of booziness. + LOVE POTIONS AIZEN-MYOO A bright, bittersweet scent honoring the Japanese Deity of Love and Passion. Aizen-Myoo is one of the vidyarajas, the Shingon’s Radiant Kings of Wisdom. Though Aizen-Myoo possesses the lust, grace and passion of both genders, he most often appears to his followers as male. His face is screwed into a fearsome demonic mask, but this is only the wrathful, fierce countenance he places over himself to guide and empower his children. Aizen-Myoo is the patron of prostitutes, of joyous, unbridled sexuality and of all forms of erotic love and is worshipped by all those in the sex industry, musicians, and – oddly – landlords. Yuzu, kaki, and mikan with cherry blossom and black tea. DESIRE The overwhelming agony of passion crystallized into a singularly dark and magnetic blend: bittersweet neroli, black patchouli and black musk, gilded by apple, bergamot, blood red rose, teak, and vanilla. QUEEN OF SHEBA A woman of exquisite, unearthly beauty, profound intelligence, wit, and exceeding wealth, the Queen of Sheba – called Bilquis by the Muslims and Makeda by the ancient Abysinnians – traveled by caravan to Solomon’s realm seeking proof of the king’s reputed wisdom. Bearing gifts of exotic spices, a veritable mountain of gold, hearty camels and precious stones, she presented herself to the king and, bearing her heart to him, asked him a series of challenging questions, and was ultimately convinced of the truth of his wisdom, knowledge and judiciousness. In the end, the great king and queen conquered each other’s hearts and fell breathlessly in love: the perfect marriage of equals. Her scent is a bounty of golden honeyed almonds and a whisper of African and Middle Eastern spices. SEVERIN Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, the Father of Masochism and sexual surrender, had planned on writing six volumes of erotic literature entitled The Heritage of Cain. Only the first two volumes were completed, the more famous of the two being the notorious Venus in Furs. This novel tells the tale of a man, Severin, that enters into a relationship of slavery and increasingly debauched degradation with his mistress, Wanda. Dry black teas, Earl Gray, and leather. WANDA “And yet a restless, always unsatisfied craving for the nudity of paganism," she interrupted, "but that love, which is the highest joy, which is divine simplicity itself, is not for you moderns, you children of reflection. It works only evil in you. As soon as you wish to be natural, you become common. To you nature seems something hostile; you have made devils out of the smiling gods of Greece, and out of me a demon. You can only exorcise and curse me, or slay yourselves in bacchantic madness before my altar. And if ever one of you has had the courage to kiss my red mouth, he makes a barefoot pilgrimage to Rome in penitential robes and expects flowers to grow from his withered staff, while under my feet roses, violets, and myrtles spring up every hour, but their fragrance does not agree with you. Stay among your northern fogs and Christian incense; let us pagans remain under the debris, beneath the lava; do not disinter us. Pompeii was not built for you, nor our villas, our baths, our temples. You do not require gods. We are chilled in your world." Along with Loviatar, she has become something of a 21st century Patron Goddess of all Dominatrixes. While Loviatar is the Goddess of Pain, Wanda govens Control. She is the breathtakingly beautiful sable-wrapped marble queen of Sacher-Masoch’s fantasies. Her scent is a deep red merlot with a faint hint of leather, sexual musk and body heat over crushed roses, violets and myrtle. + DIABOLUS DJINN An ancient, free-willed race created from the essence of Fire, much as man was created from Earth. They prowled the land at night, vanishing with the first rays of dawn. Myths surrounding the Djinn paint them as many things: benevolent champions of mankind and slaves to mad sorcerers, malicious incubi / succubi and energy vampires, or malevolent harbingers of madness and disease. The Djinn are ruled by Iblis, the Prince of Darkness, who bears unspeakable contempt for man. The scent of black smoke, of crackling flames, and smoldering ashes. MASABAKES Masabakes is a Cantabrian demoness that governs lustfulness and lechery. In order to tempt virgins to corruption she employs the aid of her lackey, the imp Tentirujo. Under the cover of magickal invisibility, the imp caresses maidens with mandrake root, instilling uncontrollable passion and wantonness in the unsuspecting girls. Thick black currant with the darkest, deepest myrrh, a drop of bitter mimosa and the slightest touch of mandrake dust. NEPHILIM Dark children conceived from the union of Fallen Angels and the Daughters of Men. According to lore, the angel Shemhazai led a group of his angels to earth to instruct mankind in the ways of piety and righteousness. After a time, the angels became prey to earthly desires and began to lust after the daughters of man, and thus they fell. They instructed their mortal mates in the arts of conjuration, summoning, necromancy and other magickal arts. The fruits of their union are the Nephilim: possessed of superhuman strength, cunning, and infinite capacity, and hunger for, sin. Venerated as heroes by some, vilified by most, the Nephilim eventually annihilated one another in a cataclysmic civil war instigated by the angel Gabriel as punishment for their transgressions. Holy frankincense and hyssop in union with earthy fig, defiled by black patchouli and vetiver, with a chaotic infusion of lavender, cardamom, tamarind, rosemary, oakmoss and cypress. SZEPASSZONY The Fair Lady, Winter Witch, White Maiden of the Storm. Szepasszony is a Hungarian demoness that appears as a stunningly beautiful woman with long, silver-white hair and a blinding white dress. She revels in storms, particularly when hail rains down on her. Water dripping down eaves into a puddle is an invitation for her to cause mischief: she uses the puddle as a magickal tool for casting her wicked spells. It is considered foolhardy to step into a circle of short grass ringed by taller grasses, as those mark the circles where the Fair Lady dances. A chilly, tempestuous whirlwind of clear, airy notes, slashing rain, and a thin undercurrent of white flowers. + ILLYRIA QUEEN GERTRUDE Imperial violet softened by wisteria and chrysanthemum, but edged with the regal iciness of delphinium. REGAN A deceptively sweet orchid vanille with a faint trace of stephanotis. TITIANA A nocturnal bounty of fae dew-kissed petals and pale fruits: white grape, white peach, iced pear, musk rose, sweet pea, moonflower and snapdragon. + WANDERLUST, formerly Venerable Cities DANUBE Rhododendron and bellflower petals swirl through deep, cool, dark aquatic notes. OLD AMSTERDAM Tulips, peony, fresh flowing water and crisp green grasses. + MAD TEA PARTY Still working on the descriptions. + LIMITED EDITION JUNE GLOOM Ted’s gloriously dismal creation. As a lover of rainy days, grey skies and chill air, summer is his antithesis. A spell of June Gloom is always welcome in our household. A bouquet of bright summer flowers dampened by the scent of morning mist and rain. - - - So not to confuse matters, I’ll refrain from listing the scents that are coming up in the Solstice update.
  2. kebechet

    Mail server is up

    The mail seems to be fixed for now. I think all the boxes have been reinstated. If you have emailed us within the last 48 hours, please resend. We have zip in our boxes. I apologize if anyone has been frustrated by this experience. You have no idea how aggravated I am by this.
  3. kebechet

    What email adress do I use for PayPal payments?

    Any PayPal orders sent to cupcake@blackphoenixalchemylab.com or blackphoenix@blackphoenixalchemylab.com are fine. It's just the papow.com one that's a potential problem. =P
  4. kebechet

    Mail server down

    The mail seems to be fixed for now. I think all the boxes have been reinstated. If you have emailed us within the last 48 hours, please resend. We have zip in our boxes. I apologize if anyone has been frustrated by this experience. You have no idea how aggravated I am by this.
  5. kebechet

    Mail server down

    We're still trying to figure out what's going on. It looks like all of our email boxes may have been deleted. I'll keep everyone updated.
  6. kebechet

    JUNE UPDATE: COMPLETE

    Normally I would re-post all of my blah blah blah from the Shiny & New section here, but it feels like that would be just... just... taking up too many 1's and 0's. The site update for June is complete, and between that and the 'countdown' post, I think I've answered most of the questions about the new stuff that I saw floating around here. If I missed anything, poke me. Gently, please. I am a little bleary right now, so my proofreading skills were sketchy at best. If you catch any snarks, please PM or email me and let me know. I'm going to post the update news on the LJ community and do a quick all-around pimping, and then I am going to pop open the first bottle of wine I have bought in over three years [no time to drink!] -- a bottle of '02 Windy City Pinot Noir [cheap but nice & fruity], pour a glass, lay down on the couch and watch a CSI rerun while I reread Prisoner of Azkaban. Good night, all! I hope you enjoy the new update.
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    Am still here...

    I'm a dumbass and screwed up that POP box. It should be fixed by 6pm today.
  8. I'm proofreading at the moment. Just had a weird little spasm of tension / excitement / neurosis and had to pop in and say hi. I think I've got everyone's questions about the update covered in the 'Shiny & New' section of the site, except for the following: 1. The reason the description of Desire changed is that I went from the original idea / formula to a reformulation and back again. The one posted on the site is the final. 2. The Mad Tea Party update will be done on June 7th. Every other section is complete until the August update is ready to go live. 3. Gods willing, I will be making a whole seperate sub-site for people who want to utilize PayPal by the end of next week. We are starting up another PayPal-specific email dealy-bobber, but that will take several days to "verify". In the meantime, please use blackphoenix@blackphoenixalchemylab.com. 4. Ingenue, Wolfsbane and Hemlock have not been re-incorporated back into the site yet. This should happen on the 7th, too. Er... I think that's it. I'll post again once I'm done proofing and uploading. See y'all in an hour.
  9. Send an email to blackphoenix@blackphoenixalchemylab.com with LEAK as the subject. In the body of the email give us your name and address along with the oil name and milliliter size of the defective bottle. If possible, please also include your order number, but this isn’t a necessity. Thank you! Cross-posted to other threads to ensure everyone who may have this problem sees this notice. - - - ORIGINAL POST: The fun never stops! Brian discovered this afternoon that some of the damned caps are faulty in our latest set of bottles. Some seem to be loosening up, not just in transit, but also while just sitting here in the Lab. Tonight we're going through the 100 or so orders that are in process and trying to find the faulty tops. ETA instructions on what to do if you've received a defective bottle so we can ensure that everyone's problem is rectified.
  10. kebechet

    1 hour, 11 minutes til upload.

    DONE!
  11. kebechet

    1 hour, 11 minutes til upload.

    They aren't up yet. Still trying to proof it, but my eyes are getting all bleary. It'll be up just after midnight PST. Prolly closer to 12:30.
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    1 hour, 11 minutes til upload.

    This is a bad, bad omen.
  13. kebechet

    1 hour, 11 minutes til upload.

    Thanks for the kind words. =) I'll pass the Kindly Luv onto Brian... those three are his babies. I was uploading the new sku info, so that might have been the problem. I gave it a go and got through checkout. [crossing fingers!]
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    An update on the update.

    Due to an internal disaster we cannot switch from CcNow [insert colorful profanities here] for at least a few more weeks. The good news is... ... the update will be live at the beginning of next week. A few changes are being made due to necessity, but we'll cross that rickety-ass bridge when the update is ready. I apologize for being out of communication for so many days. It's been f*ckall screwy here. Really, really screwy. ETA: those smileys are making me kinda dizzy.
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    An update on the update.

    If you guys want, I'll post the shell of the new scent info when I'm done with the sku coding tonight.
  16. kebechet

    An update on the update.

    Ted and I used to play MTG. Haven't had time in so long... It's been even longer since we played AD&D. No wonder I'm going bugshit.
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    New shopping cart. Opinions?

    Thanks for the help, guys. =) I'd love to use osCommerce, but I'm not well versed in it, and I need to make sure that whatever cart we use will allow me to keep the design of the web site 99% of what it is now. I don't want to use any one else's templates or anything like that... I'm happy with how I designed the site, and I don't really want to change it at all.
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    New shopping cart. Opinions?

    I know a lot of you lads and ladies out there are well-versed in e-commerce. I'm not familiar with any of the shopping cart systems that we can use with AuthorizeNet, so I'm asking for opinions / reviews / comments before I have to shell out cash for this. Compatible Carts The quicker I can get this set up, the sooner the update will happen. =P
  19. Can you believe it? I actually have a day off from the theatre. I'm working on the site update today and trying to finish all the last emails. The postal issue has escalated a little -- Brian lost it yesterday trying to post everyone's order through Click & Ship for the upteenth time in three days. When I say lost it... I mean lost it. I think we may be switching to UPS or FedEx after all. The USPS implemented a new batch order system that is faulty as hell. I won't bore you all with the details, suffice to say it doesn't freakin' work and as a result nothing has gone out into the post since Friday. Now, if we switch, there's good news -- orders will be easier to track, and the tracking info will be more precise. The bad news is that UPS and FedEx are both more expensive, and it'll cost a bit more as we're going to have to purchase boxes for shipping [as opposed to using the free ones that the USPS provides]. I will keep everyone posted as we go through the transition. More bad news: due to the escalating cost of producing the oils [several key oils have shot up in price, as have their herbal counterparts], the increase in the cost of the damn bottles [the manufacturer raised the prices, and the distributors we deal with jumped up with it] and the cost of having to hire two more people, I'm going to have to bump up the price of the oils slightly. As always, we're doing our best to keep the prices as low as possible, but I have to do something since our profit margin on the oils is now just under $0.50 per bottle in most cases, and we're losing money on some scents. I love you guys, but I do have to make some money doing this. If I win the lottery, you'll all get a buttload of oils for free. The price of the sample packs will NOT increase, but the price of the 5ml's will likely have to go up about $1-$2 per bottle. I swear I will keep it as low as possible. The slightly good news: prices won't change til May 1st. News that is neither good nor bad: until we can get ourselves a proper credit card system, we're still stuck using third part processors. I cannot afford CcNow any longer -- the 9% is simply TOO high for us to bear, and is causing us to lose money on 4 out of 5 orders -- we will likely be switching to PayPal in the interim. This change will not take place until some time in May. I will, of course, keep everyone posted. The good news: new smells in progress! A peek at the scents for the next update -- Arcana Frankincense, rosemary, lavender, neroli, and lemon verbena. Danube Rhododendron and bellflower petals swirl through deep, cool, dark aquatic notes. Kali The sacred blooms of cassia, hibiscus, musk rose, Himalayan wild tulip, lotus and osmanthus swirled with offertory dark chocolate, red wine, tobacco, balsam and honey. Lex Talionis Dark myrrh, vetiver, cardamom, violet, black pepper, sage, cedarwood and black patchouli with a clarion note of sharp white grapefruit. Nephilim Black patchouli and vetiver with red sandalwood, black amber, rosemary, lavender, oakmoss, white cedar and pine. Old Prague Crocus with snowdrop and three lilies. Ouija White sandalwood, redwood and teak notes with wispy blue lilac, tea rose, white rose and ethereal osmanthus. Queen Gertrude Violet, delphinium, wisteria and chrysanthemum. Rage Black amber erupting with a dark volcanic surge of fiery dragon’s blood and a burst of melati, rose geranium, mandarin and black currant. Schrodinger’s Cat Bitter orange, violet leaf and basil with pink pepper, nutmeg, white and red sandalwood, dark musk, cedarwood and orange blossom. Szepasszony A chilly, tempestuous whirlwind of clear, airy notes, slashing rain, and a thin undercurrent of white flowers. Ulalume Starry white lilies lend an eerie brightness to the deep black wooded scents of cypress and oak, layered with a touch of crushed dried leaves and the faintest aquatic note. Also working on: Chaos Mata Hari Midnight Mystery Nemesis Pandemonium Pele Savage Scarecrow Vitriol Plus others mentioned in the last site update, and a few that I'm not quite ready to mention. The last of the good news: A special edition scent is coming out for May Day -- it is, of course, 'Beltane'.
  20. kebechet

    Different smells/colors, same perfume

    First, an explanation of why some oils differ slightly in scent. Bluntly put, its simply because all of our oils are organic. Many of the oils are distilled or cold-pressed in-house, and the ones that we import are all in their pure and unadulterated form. In nature, the strength of scent, the tone, and the subtle olfactory nuances of a given flower, herb or fruit differ. No two roses are ever the same. We do our best to attempt at consistency, but sometimes due to the natural composition of the blends’ constituents this is impossible. The only way that we would be able to replicate every scent identically would be to either clone the plants or start manufacturing artificial perfumes. There is a possibility that one of us simply brain-farted when we assembled the order. The probability of this increases as we continue to pull all-nighters in the Lab. If the scent of your perfume varies that wildly, please let me or Nella know and we’ll try to rectify the problem.
  21. kebechet

    Quickie update.

    *SQUISH!*
  22. kebechet

    Shipping Update

    Jilli: Which email did you send your inquiry to?
  23. kebechet

    Shipping Update

    I'm not quite sure which orders you're referring to, Justric. If your zip code is 14223, we're holding your third order because we haven't received a reply from you regarding where to send this package. On last report to us, again -- if this is the 14223 set of orders, you did not get the last two packages sent, though we do have completed USPS delivery confirmation for both of them. We just don't want to send a third one into the abyss.
  24. I'm an idjit. I need to redo the printable order form and I have no clue how to use this damn program. Any sites y'all can recommend?
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    Input, please!

    Ok guys, as soon as everything calms down [HA HA HA HA HA -- ugh] I want to put together a section of the site that has info about all of our beloved customers. If any of you want me to put you up, please leave a message here with Name [First name only if you want. I don't want to promote stalking! ] URL, if applicable Photo, if you don't mind Sin of choice [Not the scent, the proper sin ] Virtue you embody Astrological Info How you found out about BPAL Any comments you'd like to add about the Lab or life in general I reckon I should be able to get this done in about a month, but I did want to throw it out there early. Thanks, guys!
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