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valentina

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Today I decided to put on some Monster Bait Underpants because I hadn't worn it in a while, and then I put a touch of Bengal over the top. This blend could be called "Panties on Fire." :dance: Hell yeah!

 

That "hell yeah" reminds me -- because the t-shirts you buy at Bob Schneider's concerts have that on the front -- Bob has a new recording coming out on August 8! Ah, something to live for! Bob can set my panties on fire, I tell ya. Plus I really do like his music.

 

I decided to get all dressed up this morning because I was having one of those days that, when all else fails, be a diva. On the way into work, I decided to stop at my favorite locally-owned coffee house (this town is big into non-franchise coffee houses) called Meadowlark. There's outdoor seating for the smokers and people who generally just want to hang around outdoors, and often there's a real blend of denizens at the outside tables. I've seen residents of a nearby halfway house for mental health center clients sitting at one table and a stockbroker sitting at the next table.

 

This morning it was a group of characters that I've never seen before at the outdoor table. They were unique. I walked past them and one of them, who had a mullet and was wearing a "Got Milk?" t-shirt, looked at me and said: "Wow, baby!" I walked into Meadowlark and the barrista behind the counter looked at me and said: "You're so fancy today!" I think I may have diva-ed myself to excess...

 

It's going to be a skort and a black tank top tomorrow!

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minilux

valentina and the mullet man! :)

 

good thing you didn't tell him what perfume you were wearing or you would have had a trail of mullets following you to work :)

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valentina

"Mullet-Bait"? :)

:) I think I need a combo that would be "Mullet-Repellent!"

 

If I picked the two scents that really didn't work on me at all, and layered them, it would be "Sacred Whore of Babylon" and "Paris." So when I ran into mullets, I would become the "Scared Whore of Paree" and the mullets would run from the stale, murky flower pot water smell!

BTW, I meant to type "Scared" and not "Sacred" in that last fragrance combo, because it would, in fact, be a really scary combination!

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minilux

A friend of mine works in a flower shop and I swear she once told me that they call that nasty funky vase water "weenus" or something that more or less sounded like that.

 

ETA: mullet bait=old milwaukee beer+any britney spears or jessica simpson fragrance

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A friend of mine works in a flower shop and I swear she once told me that they call that nasty funky vase water "weenus" or something that more or less sounded like that.

 

ETA: mullet bait=old milwaukee beer+any britney spears or jessica simpson fragrance

 

:lol:

 

Update on the Panties on Fire blend: Underpants takes over Bengal after 6 hours!

 

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of a good pair of undies!

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Fireproof Panties!

Reminds of me a really really bad pickup line: "You're so hot, I bet your panties are made of asbestos!" (The only response for that: :lol: )

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