Finally getting around to trying Umbra.

Holy crap, it's ruthless and savage like Geek, only moreso. Despite the fact that it doesn't contain leather, which is usually what I require to give a scent a fully sexy rating, this is a scent that just lunges straight for the naughty bits and keeps on teasing.

Actually, no. It doesn't tease. It doesn't care whether I like it or not. It's just having its way with me.

Luckily, I appear to be enjoying it.

None of this is helped by the fact that I've been perving over dangerous older men for three days now. If getting an open-handed spanking from Jason Isaacs had a soundtrack, this smell would somehow be on it.