Would you be interested in someone writing out for you a favourite recipe, or finding or devising one which they think you'd like? If so, please provide your favourite ingredients, info on how you like to cook/store and use food, and any intolerances - unless all of these are in your questionnaire, or you don't like the idea.

YES! I love to cook I really like to do vegetables and chicken/fish but le boyfriend likes steak too so go for gold! I try to stay away from gluten since it can give me a tummy ache but I'll try anything. My favorites are things like polenta, roasted veg, salads, sauteed meat. I love asian food, particularly thai and japanese. But ALSO chinese. cus my mum's filipina she loves all that.

If you knew you were going to live comfortably for say 800 years, what profession, calling or project might you pursue with some of your extra years, which you imagine you may not do in the life that you have?

Well right now I'm a neuroscientist, I work in a primate lab studying bonnet macaques and I LOVE IT. If i could do anything, I would study primates in the field. I would create behavior models for primates, large cats, elephants, all my favorite social animals.

Is there any thing - an object, a donation on your behalf, some research done for you, whatever - that your witch could do about this that you would like? And if you can't think of a present, would you rather she/he (I!) didn't either and confined themselves to things you are already involved in?

Hm Ho. Good question - I would love to do donations to wildlife reserves or foundations, OR some kind of membership to one of the musuems in NYC.

Switch Witch is, of course, all about you.....but if your Witch was so inclined, are there wee little ones in your home that will get jealous and are just too young to understand why you won't share the love, who maybe need a touch of Witchee love all their own, to distract them while you hide all your lovelies?!? Nope! I'm just a wee bpaler, only 23 so I've got no kiddies yet just a goofy boyfriend.

Do you like bags? If so, what type (rucksack, clutch, shopping bag) colour and would you like/need a new one? Yes! I love bags, I collect vintage leather handbags - any decade! I love clutches for going out and shoulder bags for every day. Black mostly but I love random type leathers or fake leather (who cares?!)

What's your favourite comfort food (snack or candy etc) and/or drink? Thai food, Vegetarian food, polenta, roasted veg. TAKEOUT. bahaha. when I'm feeling especially sad I just go FUCK IT and order dominoes. Oh yes.

Would you like anything from an European country? Any particular food or goodies, magazines, books, whatever would be available to your witch in his/her country. I can't say enough how much I am obsessed with Paris. I suppose anything French would do me nicely. I love all of Europe and would love things in spanish (I speak spanish O.K) or spices or ANYTHING!

What question do you hate to answer? "When are you applying to grad school?" FUCKERS. leave me aloneeeee

Witchee, I know that SW isn't about what you get... but could you name one thing you would be heartbroken not to get and one thing you would be a-ok if it didn't make it in your box? (i.e. do you REALLY want perfume oil of some sort, or would you be totally heartbroken if there was no Lush in your box, etc) I'd be sad if there were no bpal at all to be found!!

Is there anything small you try to collect from everywhere you visit? When I went to Europe last summer I tried to get little jewelry items from every country I went to. Also smokes! ALso - notebooks/pens/dried flowers. (RANDOM)

Is there a literary character you identify with? Even if it's not spot-on, just someone you found yourself having that "I identify with this" feeling?

I hate to say Amory from This side of paradise because he's the worst but...

What would you like from the most recent BPAL update? What are you planning on buying for yourself and what would you like to try? Nuffin reallly from the song of nature, but WHO KNOWS WHATS IN STORE.

Opinions on table top games, from cards and board games, to dice and rpgs. What do you like? What don't you like? Favorites? Any classics you like? Do you collect any? What? no. haha

Do you have problems with swearing or particularly off-color humor? NAW lay it on me!

What is your style of humor? slightly judgemental, mean and biting. BUT I LOVE YOU. I am extremely silly at times, and surprisingly rely a lot of physical humor. As my boyfriend can sadly attest to. (lots of slapstick involving him getting hit in the balls) sigh.

Gift cards/vouchers – yay or nay? If you like them – which stores would you like one for? UM YEAH. From anywhere!! But particularly sephora, urban, amazon, etsy, you name it! FOOD? why not.

How big of too big…for somethings to hang on your walls? If I'm painting you a pretty picture, are there maximum dimensions that you have/prefer? I love paintings! I paint oils myself, I would LOVE more art supplies etc. You paint me a picture I'll put it on my wall! I"m trying to decorate my apartment. I want it to look like an art gallery!!

What is your favourite object, that you own, ignoring sentimental reasons for attachment? So I guess something you find beautiful, or fun, or incredibly useful. My Michael kors double wrap brown leather gold watch. I am in love with it and I get millions of compliments on it every day. I can't live without it. ALSO I have this ridiculous Diane von furstenburg sheer kimono wrap thing with gold embossed flowers and embroidery that I can literally NEVER WEAR ANYWHERE and i just have it to put it on and look at myself in the mirror. Actually not true, once I wore it around the pool when my sister and I went to vegas and it was TO DIE. bahaha.

I have a feeling I will struggle with keeping my identity secret from my witchee. If you happen to find out who yours is, how much would it bother you? No way! I don't mind! This is my first time so I'm so happieeeee to be nominated.

Is there someone on the forums (within SW or not) who knows you really well and might be able to help with stalking? NOpe, I"ma mad creeper no one knows meeeee.

Do you enjoy drinking hot chocolate, and would you like stuff to make it with, or to add to it? I am obsesssed with Christmas, so insofar as Hot chocolate making is like christmassy and is evocative of the love actually atmosphere I am always trying to create, I LOVE IT.

Have you ever tried Spoonfudge? No what is that?

Are there any BPALs that you loved the idea of, the imagery – whether artwork or description – but which didn't work out for you? T

Oh my god yes, ALLL the sleepy hollows, ALLL the christmas carols and nutcrackers and alice in wonderlands. I love alll the ideas and artwork. Not all of them work for me but you know - I want them.

Also, STARBUCKS, Yay or Nay? YES. FOREVERRRR. I love starbucks.

Ninjas or Pirates?

Um I woudl say ninjas but 14 year old me is outraged because she was obsessed with pirates of the carribean.

Werewolves or Vampires? No contest!!! VAMPYRE. (in andrews voice)

Zombie or Cthulhu? Cthulhu.

Do you want to receive one big package or a bunch of small ones? Digital stuff all at the end when the box should arrive or as we go? Whatevers good for you love

Do you welcome knitted items? Yes. If so, what would you like most? Hmmm....fingerless gloves!!! are those still in? I want some! arm warmers! LEG WARMERS. hells yes