Applications
In addition to writing proposals, reviewing proposals, developing assessments, creating presentations, drinking coffee and reading Perez Hilton, one of the most tedious, but relatively amusing tasks that I have is reviewing job applications. Now, the first vetting isn't something I do regularly, and would only usually do it if I were filling my own position; however, serving as Project Manager for the project I totally made up I feel like I need to have greater control on how this whole thing kicks off.
So, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, I give you excerpts from applications:
Makes what swell?
“I have done my second research paper had a title of ‘Hot romance movie and its impact on the swell of HIV/AIDS’”
&*#@! I hate ampersands.
“I have a Bachelor degree in STATISTICS as MAJOR and COMPUTER SCIENCE as a MINOR from ADDIS ABABA UNIVERSITY. Therefore, I have very interested and best hood in working in the vacant position, which I am applying for being competitive & successful in the position. Attached here with, I enclosed all my documents that witness about me.”
Alright—at least three applicants talked about “exerting [their] efforts” (not in my office you don't):
“I would be glad and most powerful if you give me a chance of employment so as to exert my effort with dedication & honesty.”
“…to exert my effort with dedication and honest.”
At least it is better than being a “steamed” organization:
“I am writing this letter of application to request for an open position in your estimated organization…”
Fill in the blank, we aren’t picky:
“I am interested to work as (in pen) Monitoring Officer in your school/college /organization…”
Finally, the respect I deserve:
“Dear: Sir/Madam
I have the honour to inform your Excellency that I am very interested to employ in the position of Monitoring Officer…”
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