My favorite episode of The X-Files is on Sci-Fi right now! Of course, I have it on DVD but there's something to be said for coming across it randomly.

Yay, "Bad Blood"!

"I'm in this as deep as you are and I'm not even the one that overreacted! I didn't do the--::makes stabby motions::-- with the thing!"

and of course:

"Shaft-He's a bad mother-shut your mouth!"