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The Scream

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Confection

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Dear Crocs Fans,

 

 

I want to send a message out to all of those people who wear these hideous things: stop. Stop now. Crocs are ugly in a nefarious, soul-sucking way. No one looks good in them and no one gives a fuck how comfortable they are. I don't care if you are a nurse, waitress or lunch lady--invest in some Danskos and retain your dignity.

 

And to add insult to injury, they now have charms for them. I swear, when I get to Tennessee in four days and see these things schlepping around my local mall, I am not sure how I am going to restrain myself. People: I live in Afghanistan. I see starving children, dead kittens, amputees and sheep being beheaded on my way to work everyday. There is so much ugly in the world. Please take the time to make wise shoe choices so that when I come back to America I won't have to BEAT YOUR ASS.

 

Warmest,

 

Confection

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They are hideous and to make it even worse my Mom got a pair in brown. :)

Brown is an ugly color and to tell you the truth I don't find them comfortable.

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:)

 

Crocs are the George Bush of footwear. They divide the comfortable shoe faction rather than uniting it.

 

Having said that, I am an owner of red Danskos and red Crocs and I love them both for different reasons.

 

The Crocs have been delegated to mostly garden wear, but they do make the odd appearance out. I mean, c'mon, wiffle shoes!

 

Ah well, to each their own. I will concede to say that the charms are Wrong, Just Wrong.

 

:covers ass diligently:

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